Badger
“70% Furry, 30% Filthy, 100% Fun”
Sunday June 30th 2024
Badger was all excited for his trip to Wrestlemafia. He was packing all the essentials toothbrush, passport, clothes, , kilt stuff food and drink. Plus the most important item of allll…condoms as Baito had reminded him to pack those especially with the kilt stuff!
Mrs Z Badger at this point was not amused and whipped him with a bar mat, tennis racket and hockey stick (bartender and athlete, one of the many reasons Badger loves and married her) decides she is coming along. Dr Breyski was already a travel buddy but she decided juust to make sure her husband behaves himself and no harm comes to him.
Problematic Honey K Badger especially not amused being his brother, not invited plus his birthday today which poor Badger unknowingly forgot and also invited the good doctor instead of him as his travelling buddy!
Also Special K is his favourite cereal which for some reason pings Voidbadger as he considers himself an expert on cereals. Dunno why but he just does.
Anyway, Problematic gathers up a team as out for revenge:
GrumpyBistoBadger95 - Annoyed that he did not have a bigger part in this story. Aaaaagh! It’s Bistoooo!!! could be toxic gravy granules here!
Baws - So named because he has two and poor Badger due to medical reasons has one!
Rachel Badger - She has been with both brothers but had a previous separation from Problematic because he slept with a hot copy badger. They were oooon a breeeak! She then fell for our young hero/protagonist whose heart ultimately belonged to Z. Her and K are now back together and she’s out for revenge.
Sober BWE - Self-explanatory.
“Wait a minute Badger” some may say! It’s not til next year! Aaahhh but he has a way! Bazer lent him the Time Machine of Guam sometimes used for wrestling debate contests.
Normally used to travel to the past mind you but for the purposes of this story..we’re adding a button that say travel to the Future…no wait not thaaat one..actual future.
Hey it’s been a while so trying my best okay? Expect a few puns!!!
Badgingale is already groaning as is BWE who is already loading up the tomato cannon so better not do too many.
Badger1983 is also not happy that Badger says Leo is the best turtle so is prepared to help load the cannon!
Sober BWE on the other hand finds this shit hilarious and is planning to buy Badger…a cup of tea if they meet face to face on this trip while BWE drinks teaquilas!
Shit I did it again..baaaad narrator! *slaps own wrist and puts on armour (the u spelling) before being pelted with tomatoes.
It is at this point that whenever writing anything down over there…take the u out!!! Anyway I digress..pressing future button on machine which was conveniently fitted by another engineer we hired in Voidbadger because he’s good at this type of thingymabob.
*Fast forward to Saturday 12th April 2025. Indianapolis airport. A week before the big show*
Our hero and the good doctor are on the plane about to touch down. Due to forgetting about jet lag/timezones they fall asleep and don’t see Problematic and his squad reminded him of jet lag and made sure he stayed awake for the journey.
The plan touches down with Badger carrying his AEW belt who in all the haste of packing brought that instead of his WWE title. Ooops! as he makes his awkward entrance.
Bazer is there and the first to greet him with haggis, Biva baked a cake for him. Bildey is there with Scottish bunting, balloons and bagpipes. Baito also brought bagpipes and they played a duet of “Flower of Scooootland hoping to send the bad guys hooooome tae think agaaain!
BTR and Buture…slept in surprise surprise!
Psycho666Badger was playing through Final Fantasy VII Rebirth for the seventh time and lost track of time. We may or may not visit him later!!
Mrs Z Badger said brief hellos and went to her temporary bartender job at the airport bar where BWE already was hitting the El Patron.
They kinda also squint at each other:
Z: “I think you’ve had enough!”
CWE: “An…..UNLIKELY STORY!!!!”
*Narrator’s note: saying unlikely to avoid any lawsuit of gimmick infringement*
Z: “See if I wasn’t behind this bar…I could outdrink you!”
CWE: “An…..UNLIKELY STORY!!!!”
*They squint at each other potentially foreshadowing a showdown laaaater. Maaaybe!*
Finallyyyy…unbeknownst to everyooone! Blind Badja is also travelling to this event by submarine!
Now why he chose submarine instead of a plane…who knows? Is he annoyed at all his jokes or is he looking out for our young protagonist? Who knows really??
Okayyyy planning for 17 currently but may reduce/add roles if more interest. Will cover full rules when games starts. In a nutshell it’s Rajah Mafia rules (no claiming or I kiiilll you! 48/24 phases day/night phases) Muuust be a hammer to yeet and plus using Psycho’s Will system. Will disclose full rules when game starts. Sign-up list! Will let sign-ups run at most a week or so to get interest.
Also you’ll need access to my server to play. Foxxi mentioned an issue with permissions. Checked and not sure but let me know if any problems.
Here’s the server link which also putting in FoS game announcements channel:
discord.gg
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Badger was all excited for his trip to Wrestlemafia. He was packing all the essentials toothbrush, passport, clothes, , kilt stuff food and drink. Plus the most important item of allll…condoms as Baito had reminded him to pack those especially with the kilt stuff!
Mrs Z Badger at this point was not amused and whipped him with a bar mat, tennis racket and hockey stick (bartender and athlete, one of the many reasons Badger loves and married her) decides she is coming along. Dr Breyski was already a travel buddy but she decided juust to make sure her husband behaves himself and no harm comes to him.
Problematic Honey K Badger especially not amused being his brother, not invited plus his birthday today which poor Badger unknowingly forgot and also invited the good doctor instead of him as his travelling buddy!
Also Special K is his favourite cereal which for some reason pings Voidbadger as he considers himself an expert on cereals. Dunno why but he just does.
Anyway, Problematic gathers up a team as out for revenge:
GrumpyBistoBadger95 - Annoyed that he did not have a bigger part in this story. Aaaaagh! It’s Bistoooo!!! could be toxic gravy granules here!
Baws - So named because he has two and poor Badger due to medical reasons has one!
Rachel Badger - She has been with both brothers but had a previous separation from Problematic because he slept with a hot copy badger. They were oooon a breeeak! She then fell for our young hero/protagonist whose heart ultimately belonged to Z. Her and K are now back together and she’s out for revenge.
Sober BWE - Self-explanatory.
“Wait a minute Badger” some may say! It’s not til next year! Aaahhh but he has a way! Bazer lent him the Time Machine of Guam sometimes used for wrestling debate contests.
Normally used to travel to the past mind you but for the purposes of this story..we’re adding a button that say travel to the Future…no wait not thaaat one..actual future.
Hey it’s been a while so trying my best okay? Expect a few puns!!!
Badgingale is already groaning as is BWE who is already loading up the tomato cannon so better not do too many.
Badger1983 is also not happy that Badger says Leo is the best turtle so is prepared to help load the cannon!
Sober BWE on the other hand finds this shit hilarious and is planning to buy Badger…a cup of tea if they meet face to face on this trip while BWE drinks teaquilas!
Shit I did it again..baaaad narrator! *slaps own wrist and puts on armour (the u spelling) before being pelted with tomatoes.
It is at this point that whenever writing anything down over there…take the u out!!! Anyway I digress..pressing future button on machine which was conveniently fitted by another engineer we hired in Voidbadger because he’s good at this type of thingymabob.
*Fast forward to Saturday 12th April 2025. Indianapolis airport. A week before the big show*
Our hero and the good doctor are on the plane about to touch down. Due to forgetting about jet lag/timezones they fall asleep and don’t see Problematic and his squad reminded him of jet lag and made sure he stayed awake for the journey.
The plan touches down with Badger carrying his AEW belt who in all the haste of packing brought that instead of his WWE title. Ooops! as he makes his awkward entrance.
Bazer is there and the first to greet him with haggis, Biva baked a cake for him. Bildey is there with Scottish bunting, balloons and bagpipes. Baito also brought bagpipes and they played a duet of “Flower of Scooootland hoping to send the bad guys hooooome tae think agaaain!
BTR and Buture…slept in surprise surprise!
Psycho666Badger was playing through Final Fantasy VII Rebirth for the seventh time and lost track of time. We may or may not visit him later!!
Mrs Z Badger said brief hellos and went to her temporary bartender job at the airport bar where BWE already was hitting the El Patron.
They kinda also squint at each other:
Z: “I think you’ve had enough!”
CWE: “An…..UNLIKELY STORY!!!!”
*Narrator’s note: saying unlikely to avoid any lawsuit of gimmick infringement*
Z: “See if I wasn’t behind this bar…I could outdrink you!”
CWE: “An…..UNLIKELY STORY!!!!”
*They squint at each other potentially foreshadowing a showdown laaaater. Maaaybe!*
Finallyyyy…unbeknownst to everyooone! Blind Badja is also travelling to this event by submarine!
Now why he chose submarine instead of a plane…who knows? Is he annoyed at all his jokes or is he looking out for our young protagonist? Who knows really??
Okayyyy planning for 17 currently but may reduce/add roles if more interest. Will cover full rules when games starts. In a nutshell it’s Rajah Mafia rules (no claiming or I kiiilll you! 48/24 phases day/night phases) Muuust be a hammer to yeet and plus using Psycho’s Will system. Will disclose full rules when game starts. Sign-up list! Will let sign-ups run at most a week or so to get interest.
Also you’ll need access to my server to play. Foxxi mentioned an issue with permissions. Checked and not sure but let me know if any problems.
Here’s the server link which also putting in FoS game announcements channel:
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