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The Sexiest Mafia Ever: The Mafian

Mazer

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Violina sat in front of the studio audience. She was simultaneously nervous and supremely confident.

As the interviewer leaned forward, she smiled serenely.


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Mazer: Violina, thank you for joining us. Its certainly rare for you to sit down for an interview. What brings you here today?

Violina: Well Mazer, as you know, Mafia started out as a very seductive game. Sometimes, as communities age, they lose some of that initial drive and start going through the motions. As a multiversal eternal construct, this often weighs on my mind.

Mazer: And that brings us to today? Or at least our mortal concept of today?

Violina: Exactly. The best way for me to bring sexy back to this community is with the sexiest game of mafia. As such, I'm allowing the mafians to compete to be my paramour. Obviously, they must achieve this status by displaying their wit, deductive skills, deception skills, and of course....sexiness.

Mazer: So, will you be bestowing your competitors with powers during this competition?

Violina: Absolutely. All my followers will be gifted with powers that will strengthen and test their abilities and potentially further empower them as they play sexily. And obviously, I have to make them stronger so that they have any hope of satisfying me.

Mazer: That makes sense. And tell us about what you're looking for in a paramour?

Violina: I can tell you this much. Just laying there doing nothing is not sexy. And may draw my wrath.

Mazer: We call all understand that. Violina, you're known as multiversal being who exists in multiple timelines and defies traditional mortal understanding. As such, it's often said that you can be contradictory.

Violina: That is a universal, absolute truth in certain situations.

Mazer: So, could one expect to simply spreadsheet their way to your love?

Violina starts laughing, and Mazer joins in, eventually wiping a tear from his eye.

Mazer: I'm sorry. I had to ask that for our viewer's benefit.

Violina: Oh, I understand. Mortals can be foolish. I will tell them to expect devilry. This is a sexy game. Live in anticipation of deception and seduction.

Mazer: I know I am.


Well, here we go. Powered up mafia for the chance at Violina.



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Violina may be a temptress, but I am a happily married man. Given that I am just getting back from a lovely vacation with the missus, I will sit this one out Maybe put me down as a sub if you need one
 

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Violina may be a temptress, but I am a happily married man. Given that I am just getting back from a lovely vacation with the missus, I will sit this one out Maybe put me down as a sub if you need one
In this universe. In some parts of the Violinaverse, you may be a scoundrel. It's beyond time and space.

I'll put you down as a possible sub.
 

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Ok, I can't miss a Mazer game

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Let me get back into form......


MMMMMOOOORRRRRRIIIISSSSOOOONNN!!!!
 

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Will sign up if you can guarantee ill get a gun so I can shoot (and kill) VK... and others if they sign up
 

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In a game of sexiness, there's lots of guns, hammers, etc.


 
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*angrily walks up to the first person I see*
Excuse me why am I not first on this list!? I very obviously am your best customer and demand my privileges! If you want give them to me I want to speak to your manager!
 

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Pop Corn GIF by WWE
 

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Man. I can't wait until I kill you N1 or some shit now :D
I am killing Claws. Can't feel safe aruound him anymore :>

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As @Blind Ninja arch enemy clearly, he must play otherwise I can't kill him on N1.

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D1 could be fun too. I wonder if I can run him up as a D1 yeet when he died N1 last game.

He will probably say he will quit, but then he can't kill me permanently to get revenge later on so /shrug.
 

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Yeah he cant have a grudge on you. it was that damn hodor that tempted him.
 

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Do you want to do you vs BN thunderdome d1? Otherwse it will be a generic boring sleep.
 

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What i am talking about , you are last game mod and he died n1, i cant vote either ;O
 

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That is why it a preordained thunderdome.

The usual guidelines don't apply
Um excuse me. We have rules for a reason. If you aren’t going to follow them I’ll have to get in contact with the MOA (Mafia Owner’s Association). By living here you are part of it. If you do not follow the rules established I will go higher up in the chain.
 
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Um excuse me. We have rules for a reason. If you aren’t going to follow them I’ll have to get in contact with the MOA (Mafia Owner’s Association). By living here you are part of it. If you do not follow the rules established I will go higher up in the chain.
Oh this may be better than Madame Listo.

By the way, she didn't mow her grass this week.
 

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If BN actually gets to kill me before I off him, we will have to settle this in the only proper way.

A game of Mario Party.
 

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Oh this may be better than Madame Listo.

By the way, she didn't mow her grass this week.
You are not on the committee I am. We were already aware her lawn was .025 inches longer than allowed. She has already been fined $300 for failure to comply. I will be sending you a $200 fine for trying to take my job.
 

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You are not on the committee I am. We were already aware her lawn was .025 inches longer than allowed. She has already been fined $300 for failure to comply. I will be sending you a $200 fine for trying to take my job.
So your job is worth less than failure to comply with the guidelines?
 

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So your job is worth less than failure to comply with the guidelines?
No I am very important to the MOA. They would not be able to run without me. Like I just took a look at your house and it is a shade that is not allowed. You will either need to paint it an approved color or be fined until it is changed. The only approved color is #FAF9F6. If you refuse to comply I will call the cops also.
 

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Also the fine is less since that was your first offense. Of course now I will be combing over every detail that could cause issues.

*I fall over myself into the asphalt making it appear I was pushed and call the cops*
 

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*Casually looks over at the unapproved Ring doorbell installed*

You were saying?
If you look at the handbook in section 883, subsection P, page 76 line 58 you will see committee members are allowed to have them.
 

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Stop raging quitting the various discord servers and then you don't have to worry about the invite part. ;)
 

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Planning on finalizing roles tomorrow night This will utilize a different system than I've used for role madness before. I'm excited.....


Or am I?



Kick-off Wednesday.
 

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Dont worry...
Ive got an Iron Collar (only works if VK or Claws vote for me at any point in the day or suggest people vote me)
Also Im a PGO (who will only shoot and kill Claws, VK or Mitch if they visit me)
And have a BPV (to protect me from a scum team that has Mitch, Claws, VK or Psycho)
 

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Dont worry...
Ive got an Iron Collar (only works if VK or Claws vote for me at any point in the day or suggest people vote me)
Also Im a PGO (who will only shoot and kill Claws, VK or Mitch if they visit me)
And have a BPV (to protect me from a scum team that has Mitch, Claws, VK or Psycho)
Man, all of that and I have a strongman kill.
 

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Dont worry...
Ive got an Iron Collar (only works if VK or Claws vote for me at any point in the day or suggest people vote me)
Also Im a PGO (who will only shoot and kill Claws, VK or Mitch if they visit me)
And have a BPV (to protect me from a scum team that has Mitch, Claws, VK or Psycho)
Somehow I get an idea that voting or even touchin bn before d2 is awful in a terrible way.
 

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Planning on finalizing roles tomorrow night This will utilize a different system than I've used for role madness before. I'm excited.....


Or am I?



Kick-off Wednesday.
Normally i would not toleratte such slack in role making, but since it is my tribute game where i am town ttake your time. make roles great again ;>
 

Mazer

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Copying the framework onto cards, and getting things typed up this afternoon. Will have the game posted this evening.
 

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