Mazer
Spirit Breaker
- Joined
- Jan 9, 2023
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Violina sat in front of the studio audience. She was simultaneously nervous and supremely confident.
As the interviewer leaned forward, she smiled serenely.
Mazer: Violina, thank you for joining us. Its certainly rare for you to sit down for an interview. What brings you here today?
Violina: Well Mazer, as you know, Mafia started out as a very seductive game. Sometimes, as communities age, they lose some of that initial drive and start going through the motions. As a multiversal eternal construct, this often weighs on my mind.
Mazer: And that brings us to today? Or at least our mortal concept of today?
Violina: Exactly. The best way for me to bring sexy back to this community is with the sexiest game of mafia. As such, I'm allowing the mafians to compete to be my paramour. Obviously, they must achieve this status by displaying their wit, deductive skills, deception skills, and of course....sexiness.
Mazer: So, will you be bestowing your competitors with powers during this competition?
Violina: Absolutely. All my followers will be gifted with powers that will strengthen and test their abilities and potentially further empower them as they play sexily. And obviously, I have to make them stronger so that they have any hope of satisfying me.
Mazer: That makes sense. And tell us about what you're looking for in a paramour?
Violina: I can tell you this much. Just laying there doing nothing is not sexy. And may draw my wrath.
Mazer: We call all understand that. Violina, you're known as multiversal being who exists in multiple timelines and defies traditional mortal understanding. As such, it's often said that you can be contradictory.
Violina: That is a universal, absolute truth in certain situations.
Mazer: So, could one expect to simply spreadsheet their way to your love?
Violina starts laughing, and Mazer joins in, eventually wiping a tear from his eye.
Mazer: I'm sorry. I had to ask that for our viewer's benefit.
Violina: Oh, I understand. Mortals can be foolish. I will tell them to expect devilry. This is a sexy game. Live in anticipation of deception and seduction.
Mazer: I know I am.
Well, here we go. Powered up mafia for the chance at Violina.
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As the interviewer leaned forward, she smiled serenely.
Mazer: Violina, thank you for joining us. Its certainly rare for you to sit down for an interview. What brings you here today?
Violina: Well Mazer, as you know, Mafia started out as a very seductive game. Sometimes, as communities age, they lose some of that initial drive and start going through the motions. As a multiversal eternal construct, this often weighs on my mind.
Mazer: And that brings us to today? Or at least our mortal concept of today?
Violina: Exactly. The best way for me to bring sexy back to this community is with the sexiest game of mafia. As such, I'm allowing the mafians to compete to be my paramour. Obviously, they must achieve this status by displaying their wit, deductive skills, deception skills, and of course....sexiness.
Mazer: So, will you be bestowing your competitors with powers during this competition?
Violina: Absolutely. All my followers will be gifted with powers that will strengthen and test their abilities and potentially further empower them as they play sexily. And obviously, I have to make them stronger so that they have any hope of satisfying me.
Mazer: That makes sense. And tell us about what you're looking for in a paramour?
Violina: I can tell you this much. Just laying there doing nothing is not sexy. And may draw my wrath.
Mazer: We call all understand that. Violina, you're known as multiversal being who exists in multiple timelines and defies traditional mortal understanding. As such, it's often said that you can be contradictory.
Violina: That is a universal, absolute truth in certain situations.
Mazer: So, could one expect to simply spreadsheet their way to your love?
Violina starts laughing, and Mazer joins in, eventually wiping a tear from his eye.
Mazer: I'm sorry. I had to ask that for our viewer's benefit.
Violina: Oh, I understand. Mortals can be foolish. I will tell them to expect devilry. This is a sexy game. Live in anticipation of deception and seduction.
Mazer: I know I am.
Well, here we go. Powered up mafia for the chance at Violina.
Sign-up below
