As the sexy night began, many wondering about the very nature of sexiness. Was it selfless? Was it selfish? Was it both in varying measure?
But the wise realized this was no time for introspection. It was time to get on with the getting down.
Nobody needed to tell
Dua Lipa twice. In fact, she was already jamming with
Sabrina Carpenter, Travis Kelce, Henry Cavill, and
Chris Evans.
Henry Cavill decided to show
Chris Evans why he was called the Man of Steel......and it wasn't because he played Superman.
Jennifer Lawrence, on the other hand, decided to make sure that
Travis Kelce wouldn't say that he had No Hard Feelings.
Zendaya met
Timothee Chalemet. While the set of Dune was dry, things this night were definitely not.
TImothee Chalamet made sure that
Chris Evans Called Him by His Name, Your Name, and any other name that he could think of.
Sabrina Carpenter decided that it was time for
Chris Evans to beg, and she got his Please Please Please all through the night.
And
Selena Gomez made sure that it was Only Sexy in the Building as she found
Timothee Chalamet.
Violina found another player at the bar. Although she enjoyed a night of drunken debauchery as much as the next multiversal being who exists beyond a linear concept of time.....sometimes too much can lead to underperformance.
As such, no rose was given. But they did have a drink and a laugh before his exit.
CWE has been eliminated.
He was
Claws-EN RB
Violina looked out. She had thought that she might find one paramour to empower. But with each passing night, a polyamorous relationship seemed more and more palatable.
Eliminated
LDG-Town Cop/Doc alternating-Future
GC - Town 1 shot killer-Mitch
Morrison -ScumKiller-Xan
Psych-Town Hider-Morrison
mtr-Town watcher-Tildey
Val-Town Cop/Tracker-MTR
Jarrod-TOWN JOAT-LDG
CWE-TOWN EN RB-Claws
Active
1. MitchRapp
2. VoidKitten
3. Matthieu
4. Xanjori
5. FutureHold
6. Listo
7. Blind Ninja
8. Claws
With 8 active players, hammer is 5.