The Sexiest Mafian Ever: The Mafian

[Blind Ninja]

Vote: Sleep

Dont have a clear direction and dont want to cost town the game.

 

[Mazer]

Listo (1) - Future
Matt (1) - Mitch
Claws (1) - Listo
sleep (2) - Matt, BN

Not voting: Those desperately in need of a little blue pill

 

[ForgottenHold]

Vote: unvote

Vote: Sleep

Anyone I should track tonight?

 

[Blind Ninja]

Vote: unvote

Vote: Sleep

Anyone I should track tonight?

You should just go with your gut and not tell us.

 

[Mazer]

With so much drama, the day ended with most people just kind of laying around.

VIolina looked on with disappointment.


"I would have never imagined they could be so....flaccid"

I hope they are ready for a jolt



Begin Night 4

 

[Mazer]

As the participants, sat around-weak and flacid-Violina approached the group.

"I've been teaching you that each of you is sexy in your own way. That sexiness is a state of mind. Now I want you to channel your feelings. Channel your passion! Channel your rage!"

As soon as everyone started yelling, Violina -with unerring accuracy- hurled Viagras into their mouths.

"Sexiness is also a chemical reaction. So deal with it"



Henry Cavill was the first to deal with it. As he channeled the sexiness of the Cavillerine.

Chris Evans also looked for an excuse to use his enhanced state.

Timothee Chalemet had a little more luck. He was up all night to get lucky. And he thought he'd press his luck with Sabrina Carpenter.

Dua LIpa thought it was weird that Violina gave her Viagra. But who was she to question Violina? Confusing nonetheless.

Selena Gomez found the whole experience empowering and channeled her inner goddess.

Jennifer Lawrence also thought it could be nothing but silver linings. And so she decided to run through her entire playbook with Zendaya.


Violina walked to a lone participant.

"Although many of you were limp in your actions yesterday....Unfortunately your entire body is now limp. You are going to need some recovery time"

Xan has been eliminated.

He was GrumpyCat. Town Neighborizer

Eliminated
LDG-Town Cop/Doc alternating-Future
GC - Town 1 shot killer-Mitch
Morrison -ScumKiller-Xan
Psych-Town Hider-Morrison
mtr-Town watcher-Tildey
Val-Town Cop/Tracker-MTR
Jarrod-TOWN JOAT-LDG
CWE-TOWN EN RB-Claws
Xan-TOWN Neighborizer-GC


Active
1. MitchRapp
2. VoidKitten
3. Matthieu
4. FutureHold
5. Listo
6. Blind Ninja
7. Claws



As Violina walked off, the participants looked at themselves. They felt their personal sexiness grow with each departure. Kind of like the Highlander. But with sexiness. And without having to chop off the other person's head. So, in many ways it was a lot more convenient than the Highlander. But also more specific. It works, but it's not a perfect comparison.

Nonetheless, they felt the growth in power. It would soon be time for the power to spew forth.


With 7 active participants, hammer is 4.

Begin Day 5

 

[ForgottenHold]

Mitch wasn’t lying about the commute

 

[ForgottenHold]

I’m going to go back to the safest bet, I think we need to vote Listo

 

[Listo95]

I’m going to go back to the safest bet, I think we need to vote Listo

Again. It was an obvious fake ploy by the scum to get yall to vote me. No one else has gotten a message at all this game. They gave it to you because you would believe it.

 

[Listo95]

Also again. I PHYSICALLY COULDN'T HAVE BEEN TRACKED THAT NIGHT!

 

[Listo95]

At this point I'm 75% on the Future is town who scum is trying to control to get rid of me. 90% sure based on vote and how he's been acting Claws is scum.

 

[Claws]

X for doubt good reach tho

 

[ForgottenHold]

At this point I'm 75% on the Future is town who scum is trying to control to get rid of me. 90% sure based on vote and how he's been acting Claws is scum.

If Claws wa scum I would be dead

 

[ForgottenHold]

EBWOP: *was

 

[Listo95]

If Claws wa scum I would be dead

*shrug* He is 1 person on an entire team. If the team refuses to do it you live.

Go ahead and lynch me if you want. Town will lose.

 

[Listo95]

I'm going to pass out now. Day before Thanksgiving and I work in a grocery store so I more or less will barely be able to post at all this phase.

 

[Matthieu]

Who did you track and what were you results, Mitch?

 

[Matthieu]

I'm hoping to hear from Void this day phase. He hasn't been mod killed or replaced and I hope he's just busy rather than facing anything untoward.

I suppose it is possible that he was silenced but if so I believe it would be self inflicted as nobody else has and he's already claiming to have post restrictions.

 

[MitchRapp]

Who did you track and what were you results, Mitch?

Did you even read what FH said?

 

[Claws]

Did you even read what FH said?

Not paying attentions not a good sign

 

[MitchRapp]

Vote: Matthieu

Standing on buissness.

 

[Matthieu]

Vote: Mitch

Yeah, you're scum.

 

[MitchRapp]

Vote: Mitch

Yeah, you're scum.

I commuted last night. And FH confirmed it.

 

[Matthieu]

So why not say that outright and answer my question when it should be damn obvious I didn't catch what Future was saying?

 

[Matthieu]

Unvote: Mitch

 

[Listo95]

Or... We can all join me on Claws :D

Vote: Claws

 

[ForgottenHold]

Or we can vote Listo

 

[ForgottenHold]

Vote: Listo

Gut is telling me to follow info

 

[Listo95]

Vote: Listo

Gut is telling me to follow info

Seriously? This shit again. What happened to actually starting to believe me last phase?

 

[Matthieu]

I'll hold off putting anyone to +2 as if we're wrong scum can swoop in and end the day phase.

Plus it gives people time to show up and have their say/reveal any last minute information.

 

[Listo95]

Let me put this into the world. We are 7. 2-3 mafia are left. Let us assume worst case is 3. I get lynched and town loses. We HAVE to hit mafia today in this worst case scenario.

 

[Listo95]

I'm honestly more shocked you didn't try to track me again Future.

 

[Listo95]

Also. Why would I as town be going after someone else? I fully believe that was false info given by scum.

 

[ForgottenHold]

I'm honestly more shocked you didn't try to track me again Future.

Mitch was acting mighty sus

 

[Blind Ninja]

So we are basically back to where we were yesterday.

Let me get this right, Mitch, you can track every night and had a 1x commute?

Anyone else with an action they can perform multiple times get a 1x?

 

[Blind Ninja]

Mitch wasn’t lying about the commute

So you attempted to track him last night?

 

[Listo95]

Like I said before. Lynch me if you want. Town WILL lose if it happens though. I believe Future is the recipient of a scum ability to give someone a false message. Based on vote record and behavior I think claws is scum.

 

[Blind Ninja]

Like I said before. Lynch me if you want. Town WILL lose if it happens though. I believe Future is the recipient of a scum ability to give someone a false message. Based on vote record and behavior I think claws is scum.

Have you done a full blown vote analysis? Would be interested to see

 

[Listo95]

Have you done a full blown vote analysis? Would be interested to see

I physically haven’t had time. It’s holiday season at work. If I survive this phase I should be able to get one next phase since it’ll be after thanksgiving.

 

[ForgottenHold]

So you attempted to track him last night?

Yes

 

[ForgottenHold]

Mitch has backed up the claim about the commute

 

[Claws]

I physically haven’t had time. It’s holiday season at work. If I survive this phase I should be able to get one next phase since it’ll be after thanksgiving.

Cant even raid with us tonight =[

 

[Matthieu]

I trust Blind Ninja. Suggesting that we sleep rather than risk going after the wrong target makes me comfortable believing him to be town. He had multiple opportunities to just dump a vote on someone and hope for the best yet he didn't take them. So I believe he's clean.

 

[Matthieu]

Cant even raid with us tonight =[

I'd offer to help but Blizzard still haven't added cross region play like they have for Overwatch.

 

[Claws]

I'd offer to help but Blizzard still haven't added cross region play like they have for Overwatch.

ODd how that is probably for the best id just annoy xan to much

 

[VoidKitten]

I'm sorry for not being around. Awful couple of days dealing with a death in the family and worrying about my mom having a seizure because of it. Everything is good with my mom though outside of her being upset about my aunt (I didn't know her well. Met her like twice)

Anyway, I'm going here.

Vote: Matthieu

 

[Claws]

Vote: matt

 

[Mazer]

Please hold posts.

 

[Mazer]

Votes:
Matt (3) - Mitch, vk, claws
Claws (1)- Listo
Listo (1) - Future


As Violina walked to Matt, she slyly looked him over.

"It appears that not every premature ejection is unfulfilling"

Matt has been eliminated. He was Val. Town Alternating Nights RB


LDG-Town Cop/Doc alternating-Future
GC - Town 1 shot killer-Mitch
Morrison -ScumKiller-Xan
Psych-Town Hider-Morrison
mtr-Town watcher-Tildey
Val-Town Cop/Tracker-MTR
Jarrod-TOWN JOAT-LDG
CWE-TOWN EN RB-Claws
Xan-TOWN Neighborizer-GC


Active
1. MitchRapp
2. VoidKitten
3 FutureHold
4. Listo
5. Blind Ninja
6. Claws

Begin night 5

 

[Mazer]

Votes:
Matt (3) - Mitch, vk, claws
Claws (1)- Listo
Listo (1) - Future


As Violina walked to Matt, she slyly looked him over.

"It appears that not every premature ejection is unfulfilling"

Matt has been eliminated. He was Val. Town Alternating Nights RB


LDG-Town Cop/Doc alternating-Future
GC - Town 1 shot killer-Mitch
Morrison -ScumKiller-Xan
Psych-Town Hider-Morrison
mtr-Town watcher-Tildey
Val-Town Cop/Tracker-MTR
Jarrod-TOWN JOAT-LDG
CWE-TOWN EN RB-Claws
Xan-TOWN Neighborizer-GC


Active
1. MitchRapp
2. VoidKitten
3 FutureHold
4. Listo
5. Blind Ninja
6. Claws


Begin Night 5

 

[Mazer]

The foreplay had been exhausted.

The prematurely ejected were spent.

It was time to get down to business.

Jennifer Lawrence immediately sought out Timothee Chalamet and Chris Evans. By the end of the night, they could barely remember their own names.

Henry Cavill was intrigued by Jennifer and when she finished her earlier encounter, he made sure she was truly finished.

Capt America may have had his first experience with a USO girl, but Dua Lipa made sure Chris Evans had even better memories of what happens backstage at a show.

Timothee Chalamet, for his part, made sure that Selena Gomez completely forgot about Justin Bieber.

But Selena still still wasn't done and cast her spell over Jennifer Lawrence

Listo has been eliminated.



Violina watched. She now knew.


"Let all illusions and pretenses be dispelled. "


The players looked on in awe as they returned to their normal forms.

With a small showing of her power, she dismissed CWE and Listo. But she did give them a nice parting prize that would only be revealed at a later date.



"Blind Ninja, Psych, Jarrod....you have truly embraced sexiness. By coming together, you were able to outlast your competitors. As such, you will know my joy, and walk on with a power that only the sexiest know."

Mazer shook his head in agreement, just happy that some other people would finally understand too.

"You will no longer be bound in the mundane and repetition. You will have the knowledge to spread your sexiness further. Now....follow me"

Congrats to the winning scum team.

They were:
Morrison
Blind Ninja
Voidkitten
Claws
Very sexy performance, gentlemen. Very sexy indeed.
The full roster:
​

Player	Character	Codename
Val	MTR	Chris Hemsworth	Cop/tracker
Mitch	Listo	Henry Cavill	Tracker
Future	CWE	Chris Evans	Tracker
Xan	GrumpyCat	Zendaya	Neighbor
Matt	Val	Sabrina Carpenter	Roleblocker - alternating nights
CWE	Claws	Travis Kelce	EN roleblocker
mtr	Tildey	Sydney Sweeney	Watcher
Jarrod	Lemon DemonGirl	Michael B Jordan	JOAT
Grumpy Cat	Mitchrapp	Liam Hemsworth	1x shot
Psych	Morrison	Zac Efron	Hider
Listo	Matt	Selena Gomez	JOAT
Blind Ninja	Blind Ninja	Jennifer Lawrence	Busdriver
morrison	Xan	Tom Holland	Killer
Claws	Psych	Dua Lipa	JOAT
Voidkitten	Jarrod	Timothee Chalamet	Godfather

Some game thoughts:

I wanted to make a game that was a bit different. I also wanted to experiment with open role-claiming in a way that would let players claim whatever they wanted in a way that would be hard to disprove without knowledge or investigation. Less process of elimination.

Scum played a great game. Their only really good fortune was with kills, as the probability of no misses at all was a little lower, and they took out a good combination of powers. They did very well at their wolf strategy and kept people pointed in the right directions in thread. Well-performed.

Ultimately, it could have been a little closer if things hit different early, but this team did what they needed to when they did, and rolled with the punches very well.

I also considered having the character names revealed on death or on a slight delay. I went back and forth on how fast this could turn into elimination. Since I didn't do that, I kept scum to 4 instead of 5, and narrowed some powers.

I have some thoughts for future variations and improvements. Hope everyone enjoyed.


HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

 

[Claws]

Thanks for hosting

 

[Matthieu]

Thanks for the game!

I'm ditching the gentleman's agreement moving forward. Giving people a free pass for not showing up, even if they have a good reason, is costing far too many games. I don't say that lightly but this game in particular made that crystal clear.

So the gloves are off and regardless of alignment or reason, if someone doesn't show up my vote isn't moving off of them.

 

[Xanjori]

I knew Foxxi was laughing at me somewhere

 

[LemonDemonGirl]

Ultimately, it could have been a little closer if things hit different early,

Interesting how that is.

 

[Jarrod1983]

Haha I love that Void was Jarrod and they were on a post limit. Very smart Mazer.

 

[Mazer]

Haha I love that Void was Jarrod and they were on a post limit. Very smart Mazer.

He was not on a post limit

 

[Mazer]

Thank you though

 

[Jarrod1983]

He was not on a post limit

Well boo, it would have been a smart wink and a nod. What a fibber Void is.

 

[Mazer]

Respect to the deception

 

[Blind Ninja]

Well played guys and gals.

Surprised with all the claims that were out, nobody asked or pushed for the remaining people to claim.

Good job to listo for sniffing out Claws there near the end, but couldnt get people on board.

 

[Badger]

Well done on the game @Mazer My work schedule has been hectic.

But whoever has got next, I may or may not have the itch (pun very much intended at a particular poster) to return as more staff and better schedule.

 

[Val the Moofia Boss]

Thanks for hosting the game, Mazer!