Badger
“70% Furry, 30% Filthy, 100% Fun”
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The Friends gang were catching up in Central Perk drinking coffee (quelle surprise) catching up with each other after the holidays because they spend more time in there than doing their actual day jobs as per usual. They were discussing what they got up to. Ross finally got an official New Year's midnight kiss from Rachel because they were officially together now and nothing can possibly go wrong this time. Chandler and Monica naturally kissed. Joey and Phoebe are still not together (God knows why not as the actors themselves even pitched it to the producers) but they kiss all the time anyway so they kissed each other at New Year's. Phoebe was also excited to announce that over the holidays she got a new cat because she thinks the spirit of her dead mother was definitely in this cat and not another cat which she previously thought. She named it Smellycat after her song but unfortunately she lived up to the name as she was stinking out the whole joint. A fellow patron who was already looking daggers at the group ProblematicRuss because his doppleganger was more successful with Rachel complained to the barista Gunther who said “Sorry patrons are complaining about the smell of the cat. If you don't get that cat out of here now I'm going to have to call the police!” Phoebe protested that it's just a little smell and she's not bothering anyone. The Friends and cat refused to leave so the police were promptly called.
Brooklyn 99th Precinct
The Friends were all taken in for questioning. Commissioner Wuntch asked Holt what was going her so he did and also said “Sorry I would have come over to you but you were on your WUNTCH break at the time!” Jake giggled uncontrollably and loudly exclaimed “TITLE OF YOUR NEXT SEX TAPE!” Chandler was confused as hell about that comment whereas Joey was wondering if there was an actual sex tape and if they could watch it later. Also Miss Chenandler Bong called in to report that Rachel and Monica kept stealing her TV guide every week and was told to take a seat. Meanwhile Cheddar having a keen sense of smell has already smelled out Smellycat and thinks this is some overpowering whiff and started growling. All of a sudden Boyle bursts into the room and wanted to know if everyone including everyone sat in custody wanted to play a HalloVeen heist as he's never won one. Chandler even more confused now exclaimed: “HalloVeen? Don't you mean Halloween? What heist? It's NEW YEARS anyway, waaay too early!”
Just then the NBC president said “CUT! That's not the right lines people. It's a HalloVIOLINA heist!I named the heist after myself Violina remember? Let's get more rehearsals going before we shoot live. If you still want to be a part of this show please sign up your name in the sheet below:
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Rules to come. Will leave sign-ups open about a week or so. Will reduce or increase role amount depending on interest but ideally looking for 21.
Also access to my personal server is required to play this game for chats, role submissions etc. Some of you are already have access but in case those that want to play, then here is an invite link:
https://discord.gg/BPrfdpTW
WARNING – Might be a bit of role madness and mod bastardry involved.
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