Mafia 10: The LemonDemonGirl saves Christmas from The Robot Devil and Jennifer Lawrence

[Mazer]

It was a cold day in Hell. But this was not as unexpected as it may sound.

For Hell had spread over the whole Earth, and it was December.


Jennifer Lawrence and The Robot Devil gazed over the domain with a unique mixture of disdain and self-satisfaction. Only a few months had passed since they had defeated Listo and his fists. Listo was safely locked away in their stronghold (a converted Circus Circus casino in Reno, NV). And their demons roamed the land. Girlfriend had established strongholds in Asia. Erling Haaland was running roughshod through Europe. And wherever there was a problem Danny Devito was always there to squash the threat with his firm hand. The forces of evil had never been more powerful.

But something worried Jennifer Lawrence. There were reports of a rogue Demon with a yellow head supporting the resistance. Jennifer knew if they could just power through the defamation of Christmas, that the spirits of the people would be broken forever.

As JLaw walked the hallways she gave a cursory glance at someone she didn't know. She just assumed he was another evil person, hiding in the shadows. Claws laughed. This time, people always assuming the worst of him....would not work to their advantage.


But the small chuckle of claws was nothing compared to guffaw of the Lemon Demon, as she cut through a band of Demons on her way to Reno. Although she was worried that Emma Watson's plan for Europe was overcomplicated, she was confident in their overall objective. By Christmas Eve, everyone would be funkin'

 

[Mazer]

This will be a role madness game, with my Wilt Chamberlain system. Please sign up below

 

[MTR]

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8. MTR

 

[LemonDemonGirl]

1.LemonDemonGirl
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8. MTR

 

[PsychoSoldier]

1.LemonDemonGirl
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6. PsychoSoldier
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8. MTR

 

[PsychoSoldier]

This will be a role madness game, with my Wilt Chamberlain system. Please sign up below

This is a game changer

 

[Jarrod1983]

1.LemonDemonGirl
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6. PsychoSoldier
7. Jarrod1983
8. MTR

 

[Xanjori]

1.LemonDemonGirl
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5. Xanjori
6. PsychoSoldier
7. Jarrod1983
8. MTR

 

[Mazer]

This is a game changer

Cwe overrates it

 

[Val the Moofia Boss]

1.LemonDemonGirl
2. Val the Moofia Boss
3.
4.
5. Xanjori
6. PsychoSoldier
7. Jarrod1983
8. MTR

 

[rock meets hard place]

sure why not

 

[CWE]

1.LemonDemonGirl
2. Val the Moofia Boss
3. CWE
4.
5. Xanjori
6. PsychoSoldier
7. Jarrod1983
8. MTR

 

[Mazer]

1.LemonDemonGirl
2. Val the Moofia Boss
3. CWE
4.Rock Meets Hard Place
5. Xanjori
6. PsychoSoldier
7. Jarrod1983
8. MTR
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[VoidKitten]

1. LemonDemonGirl
2. Val the Moofia Boss
3. CWE
4. Rock Meets Hard Place
5. Xanjori
6. PsychoSoldier
7. Jarrod1983
8. MTR
9. VoidKitten
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11
12
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18

 

[Claws]

1. LemonDemonGirl
2. Val the Moofia Boss
3. CWE
4. Rock Meets Hard Place
5. Xanjori
6. PsychoSoldier
7. Jarrod1983
8. MTR
9. VoidKitten
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11.
12.
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18. Claws

 

[llettuce]

1. LemonDemonGirl
2. Val the Moofia Boss
3. CWE
4. Rock Meets Hard Place
5. Xanjori
6. PsychoSoldier
7. Jarrod1983
8. MTR
9. VoidKitten
10. llettuce
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12.
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18. Claws

 

[Listo95]

1. LemonDemonGirl
2. Val the Moofia Boss
3. CWE
4. Rock Meets Hard Place
5. Xanjori
6. PsychoSoldier
7. Jarrod1983
8. MTR
9. VoidKitten
10. llettuce
11. Monsieur Listo Who Is Trapped in Hell
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14.
15.
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18. Claws

 

[ForgottenHold]

1. LemonDemonGirl
2. Val the Moofia Boss
3. CWE
4. Rock Meets Hard Place
5. Xanjori
6. PsychoSoldier
7. Jarrod1983
8. MTR
9. VoidKitten
10. llettuce
11. Monsieur Listo Who Is Trapped in Hell
12. Town Future
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14.
15.
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18. Claws

 

[Blind Ninja]

1. LemonDemonGirl
2. Val the Moofia Boss
3. CWE
4. Rock Meets Hard Place
5. Xanjori
6. PsychoSoldier
7. Jarrod1983
8. MTR
9. VoidKitten
10. llettuce
11. Monsieur Listo Who Is Trapped in Hell
12. Town Future
13. The lowest effort BN you'll see
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15.
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17.
18. Claws

 

[Badger]

1. LemonDemonGirl
2. Val the Moofia Boss
3. CWE
4. Rock Meets Hard Place
5. Xanjori
6. PsychoSoldier
7. Jarrod1983
8. MTR
9. VoidKitten
10. llettuce
11. Monsieur Listo Who Is Trapped in Hell
12. Town Future
13. The lowest effort BN you'll see
14. Badger already cancelled Rumble so I’d be bastard if I didn’t
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18. Claws

 

[VoidKitten]

13. The lowest effort BN you'll see

Found the Robot Devil.

 

[Blind Ninja]

Found the Robot Devil.

you'll be my 1st kill.. or will you?

 

[Tildey]

This will be a role madness game, with my Wilt Chamberlain system. Please sign up below

What is the Wilt Chamberlain system?

 

[Mazer]

What is the Wilt Chamberlain system?

I inflate my own stats, and lose in game 7.

@CWE

 

[CWE]

I inflate my own stats, and lose in game 7.

@CWE

 

[CWE]

4-5 in game 7s isn't the WORST thing ever. Especially when you avg 27 and 24 in those games. Not his fault he went against roughly 324 HoF Celtics.

 

[Kumquat]

1. LemonDemonGirl
2. Val the Moofia Boss
3. CWE
4. Rock Meets Hard Place
5. Xanjori
6. PsychoSoldier
7. Jarrod1983
8. MTR
9. VoidKitten
10. llettuce
11. Monsieur Listo Who Is Trapped in Hell
12. Town Future
13. The lowest effort BN you'll see
14. Badger already cancelled Rumble so I’d be bastard if I didn’t
15. Kumquat
16.
17.
18. Claws

 

[Mazer]

Getting to at least 18 would be nice. I will let it up through at least this weekend.


Just like Wilt Chamberlain would have wanted. If he stopped to think about it while he was playing with 6 members of the NBA's Top 50 (to Russ's 4), and playing with 24 players who made all-star teams during seasons with Wilt....compared to Russ's 26.

 

[VoidKitten]

you'll be my 1st kill.. or will you?

I think you owe me one still?

 

[Mazer]

This game has no kills.

Only stern glances

 

[Listo95]

*screams at the top of his lungs*

WOULD LIKE SOME FREEDOM PLEASE!!

 

[Claws]

 

[Badger]

This game has no kills.

Only stern glances

Mr and Mrs @MTR @Tildey will get a virtual double clothesline instead if the MazeRA is banning guns

 

[Badger]

Might even put my differences with @FutureHold aside and get @DivaSmurf involved to take out these menaces who unjustly killed me.

 

[Blind Ninja]

I think you owe me one still?

at least 1. few others on the list

 

[Blind Ninja]

*screams at the top of his lungs*

WOULD LIKE SOME FREEDOM PLEASE!!

*Casts Blessing of Freedom*
Ineffective

 

[Tildey]

Mr and Mrs @MTR @Tildey will get a virtual double clothesline instead if the MazeRA is banning guns

Hey, I only ever killed you as scum when it was my job. @MTR is the one that keeps killing you as town.

 

[Tildey]

Getting to at least 18 would be nice. I will let it up through at least this weekend.


Just like Wilt Chamberlain would have wanted. If he stopped to think about it while he was playing with 6 members of the NBA's Top 50 (to Russ's 4), and playing with 24 players who made all-star teams during seasons with Wilt....compared to Russ's 26.

@Mazer I had planned to monitor this one from dead chat, but I will play if you need numbers. Full disclosure - I am 1 week out from my entire department transitioning to a new employer and the entire process has been a shitshow so far, so I anticipate that my schedule is going to be very unpredictable over the next two weeks.

 

[Badger]

Hey, I only ever killed you as scum when it was my job. @MTR is the one that keeps killing you as town.

You have 15% excuse as your husband probably slept through it.

Nevertheless Future and Diva, join me in this revolt!

 

[LemonDemonGirl]

@Mazer There better be an instance of Winter Horrorland's lyrics being used lol

 

[Lora]

put me in coach

 

[MTR]

1. LemonDemonGirl
2. Val the Moofia Boss
3. CWE
4. Rock Meets Hard Place
5. Xanjori
6. PsychoSoldier
7. Jarrod1983
8. MTR
9. VoidKitten
10. llettuce
11. Monsieur Listo Who Is Trapped in Hell
12. Town Future
13. The lowest effort BN you'll see
14. Badger already cancelled Rumble so I’d be bastard if I didn’t
15. Kumquat
16. Lora
17.
18. Claws

 

[Blind Ninja]

now we need a RIP to watch chaos ensue

 

[MTR]

Agreed

 

[Mazer]

I'll leave open to tomorrow. Then

 

[MTR]

 

[PsychoSoldier]

put me in coach

The triumphant return!!

 

[Mazer]

WAIT...... THAT'S LORA'S MUSIC!


HE'S BACK, KING! THROUGH HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE, HE'S BACK!

 

[PsychoSoldier]

Lora is our Brian Pillman

 

[Mazer]

Lora is our Brian Pillman

Yes, that's actually much better.

Dammit

 

[Lora]

 

[GrumpyCat]

1. LemonDemonGirl
2. Val the Moofia Boss
3. CWE
4. Rock Meets Hard Place
5. Xanjori
6. PsychoSoldier
7. Jarrod1983
8. MTR
9. VoidKitten
10. llettuce
11. Monsieur Listo Who Is Trapped in Hell
12. Town Future
13. The lowest effort BN you'll see
14. Badger already cancelled Rumble so I’d be bastard if I didn’t
15. Kumquat
16. Lora
17. Grumpycat
18. Claws

 

[VoidKitten]

I don't plan to vote for Lora this game, as an fyi.

 

[Lora]

I don't plan to vote for Lora this game, as an fyi.

i will definitely not abuse this nor kill you 1st night 1. i'll probably just day 1 kill you tho

 

[Listo95]

I don't plan to vote for Lora this game, as an fyi.

MONSIEUR LISTO REALLY DOES NOT LIKE THIS. MONSIEUR LISTO WOULD ALSO LIKE SOME FREEDOM NOW! REVENGE MUST BE HAD FOR MADAME LISTO!

 

[Lora]

MONSIEUR LISTO REALLY DOES NOT LIKE THIS. MONSIEUR LISTO WOULD ALSO LIKE SOME FREEDOM NOW! REVENGE MUST BE HAD FOR MADAME LISTO!

 

[Mazer]

18 is awesome. I will put the finishing touches on and send out.

I am sick as fuck today, so might be tomorrow morning

 

[VoidKitten]

I make game server.

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[VoidKitten]

@rock meets hard place Pinging for server info above :)