Mafia 10: The LemonDemonGirl saves Christmas from Jennifer Lawrence and the Robot Devil

[Blind Ninja]

I don't think pLDG is where we should go, unless Rock is gonna claim LDG by voting her.

Then maybe I'd test it her.

Outside of that, shes solid as solid town.

Since she is likely to answer questions from people other then me, mind trying to get some activity?

 

[Blind Ninja]

@rock meets hard place With listo being essentially caught, unless Lora was straight up trolling us, why vote Future?

 

[VoidKitten]

@rock meets hard place With listo being essentially caught, unless Lora was straight up trolling us, why vote Future?

This man is asking the real questions.

 

[VoidKitten]

Since she is likely to answer questions from people other then me, mind trying to get some activity?

I am not trying to be obstinate with you so please do not take it that way. But outside of Rock claiming LDG, I don't need LDG to post to assume her alignment. It matches the char list perfectly.

The only hangup I have is you claiming he visted Kumquat and him not. But it's whatever. If he did visit Kumquat, unsure why he'd lie as LDG.

 

[Listo95]

No one is going over Listo today. It's been preordained.

Listo does not agree to this.

 

[VoidKitten]

Since, you know it would literally mech clear him like he said unless LDG flipped...LDG.

 

[VoidKitten]

Listo does not agree to this.

I'm sorry Monsieur Listo. Madame Listo asked me to give you divorce papers. She was the one who preordained it. Do you doubt her power?

 

[rock meets hard place]

Bc I future is scum and I'm tunneled and apparently dumb since for some reason it didn't click that. Listo was a gulity

 

[rock meets hard place]

Vote: listo

 

[VoidKitten]

Bc I future is scum and I'm tunneled and apparently dumb since for some reason it didn't click that. Listo was a gulity

To make it clearer. Listo doesn't have a guilty. He has an innocent, unless he is godfather. What Listo has the the ability to be only ONE green character and that character has been assigned, on my list, to another player.

Lora did not visit Listo so unsure where BN pulled that from either. Lora just didn't like Listo.

As Robot Devil is the assumed godfather, Listo therefore is likely scum, since RD has not flipped, since he cannot be any green roles.

 

[rock meets hard place]

I was just about to say wait no, I think BN said that bc lora was a cop and he just forgot the other result. Future is still scum though

 

[VoidKitten]

I was just about to say wait no, I think BN said that bc lora was a cop and he just forgot the other result. Future is still scum though

He might be. But you might be. I might be. LDG might be. Hell, BN might be?!?!

 

[Listo95]

Monsieur Listo is an upstanding citizen! I would never try to ruin the world! Only the town I live in. But I have been trapped down here for so very long and the urge to kill all is rising.

 

[VoidKitten]

Monsieur Listo is an upstanding citizen! I would never try to ruin the world! Only the town I live in. But I have been trapped down here for so very long and the urge to kill all is rising.

Oh dear. Is Monsieur learning how to become a SK from RD?

 

[Listo95]

Oh dear. Is Monsieur learning how to become a SK from RD?

All Monsieur Listo wants is to be freed from this infernal place!!!

 

[VoidKitten]

Man. This day needs more spice. Should we CFD to LDG? Me? No wait. XAN!

 

[VoidKitten]

All Monsieur Listo wants is to be freed from this infernal place!!!

You will be freed all right.

 

[Listo95]

Monsieur Listo is innocent I tell you innocent! Monsieur Listo never asked to be taken captive!!

 

[VoidKitten]

Monsieur Listo is innocent I tell you innocent! Monsieur Listo never asked to be taken captive!!

If you ask to be taken captive, aren't you just a guest now?

 

[VoidKitten]

Monsieur Listo is innocent I tell you innocent! Monsieur Listo never asked to be taken captive!!

And who is the good Monsieur going to vote on?

 

[Listo95]

And who is the good Monsieur going to vote on?

Monsieur Listo no longer believes in voting. The right should be taken from all and only the elite and powerful should get a say in the world.

 

[VoidKitten]

Monsieur Listo no longer believes in voting. The right should be taken from all and only the elite and powerful should get a say in the world.

Okay. Sorry Future. I like this post more.

 

[VoidKitten]

Monsieur Listo no longer believes in voting. The right should be taken from all and only the elite and powerful should get a say in the world.

But aren't you one of the elite Monsieur? Are you going to let us peasants get a say?

Exercise your right!

 

[LemonDemonGirl]

Uh, I'm not LDG

 

[VoidKitten]

Uh, I'm not LDG

Lmao. Stop trolling.

 

[Blind Ninja]

Monsieur Listo is innocent I tell you innocent! Monsieur Listo never asked to be taken captive!!

Still, what have you done to help town this game?

the only thing i can truly recall from you is
"Free me from hell"
"Im busy"
"Ill get to that after work, if im not asleep"

 

[VoidKitten]

Still, what have you done to help town this game?

the only thing i can truly recall from you is
"Free me from hell"
"Im busy"
"Ill get to that after work, if im not asleep"

He's clearly trolling now.

 

[Listo95]

Still, what have you done to help town this game?

the only thing i can truly recall from you is
"Free me from hell"
"Im busy"
"Ill get to that after work, if im not asleep"

Monsieur Listo will once again state. Retail. Xmas. Sick.

 

[VoidKitten]

Monsieur Listo will once again state. Retail. Xmas. Sick.

How could you handle retail from He....OHHHHHHH. Retail IS Hell. Yes yes.

Now your character has so much more depth.

 

[VoidKitten]

Monsieur Listo is actually using Hell metaphorically and he is just a poor overworked retail worker being shit on by the general populace.

No wonder he is so evil.

 

[Blind Ninja]

Whats the count? L-2 on listo right now?

We have anyone else that needs to weigh in on the day?

 

[Blind Ninja]

I am not trying to be obstinate with you so please do not take it that way. But outside of Rock claiming LDG, I don't need LDG to post to assume her alignment. It matches the char list perfectly.

The only hangup I have is you claiming he visted Kumquat and him not. But it's whatever. If he did visit Kumquat, unsure why he'd lie as LDG.

I know where you stand on her... It was more to see if she had anything to add to the game.

 

[VoidKitten]

Whats the count? L-2 on listo right now?

We have anyone else that needs to weigh in on the day?

Yeah.

Me, Future, and Rock are on Listo now.

 

[VoidKitten]

Whats the count? L-2 on listo right now?

We have anyone else that needs to weigh in on the day?

I believe Xan hasn't posted yet.

Everyone else has? I think?

 

[VoidKitten]

I would be okay with an early hammer as long as all of you promise me that if I die you kill Rock, Future, and Jarrod next UNLESS Listo does not flip as Robot Devil. Then Rock, Future, and BN.

 

[VoidKitten]

If BN is a player or mechanic, most of them have early hammer things in them where they don't work if day ends to early, for fairness, so that shouldn't hurt us tonight I don't think.

 

[Blind Ninja]

I still think its too early to put it at L-1. Would like to give Xan a chance to weigh in

 

[VoidKitten]

I still think its too early to put it at L-1. Would like to give Xan a chance to weigh in

Again, not trying to be obstinate, but Listo basically claimed scum.

Either of my scenarios will get the final scum.

It's over.

 

[Blind Ninja]

Ill vote before going to bed... but WoW raid soon. Couple hours wont hurt

 

[Listo95]

Again, not trying to be obstinate, but Listo basically claimed scum.

Either of my scenarios will get the final scum.

It's over.

Monsieur Listo never claimed that vile role!

 

[Listo95]

Vote: LDG

She totally is scum and will kill all of you. Did none of you read the lore for them!?

 

[VoidKitten]

Vote: LDG

She totally is scum and will kill all of you. Did none of you read the lore for them!?

I laughed. I like laughing. You know what?

Unvote:

Vote: Rock

 

[Mazer]

Please hold all posting Game Event Incoming

 

[ForgottenHold]

I’m more certain of Rock being scum than Listo but Listo is still scum

 

[Mazer]

The LemonDemonGirl had seen enough. Christmas was close at hand and too many of her brethren had fallen. She knew if she didn't act, the very foundations of Christmas might be gone forever. Using her demonic powers, she infiltrated Reno itself, and challenged the Robot Devil at his throne.

The Devil challenged her to a fiddle battle for their souls.

The devil opened up his case and he said, "I'll start this show"
And fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow
And he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made a evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this:
Duh duh duh duh duh

When the Devil finished, LemonDemonGirl said, "well, you're pretty good, ol' son
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done"

And she played:

Your skin is freezing
Here, let me help you take it off

Feasting with your friends
What a perfect way to end
All these lonely holidays
(la la la la)

Gonna take a piece of your rabies
And vivisect your mind

Snowmen smiling with your teeth
Fallen angels created with your meat
(That pearly smile)

Cut in a thousand slices
Bake you 'til golden brown
Stuff you with spices
Serve to friends around

Separate you from your eyes
Turn your girlfriend inside out
And burn her fingernails
(la la la la)

Soak your hands in freezing water
Watching as the skin gets softer
See your bones appear in
Dark red snow
Drop further below

And then the LemonDemonGirl glared at him sternly.

Listo has been eliminated. He was the Robot Devil




Current Votes
future (1) - LDG
Rock (1) - VK

 

[Mazer]

Resume playing

 

[Mazer]

Please hold all posting.

Game event incoming.

 

[Blind Ninja]

And then the LemonDemonGirl glared at him sternly.

Name in red intentional?

 

[Mazer]

With the armies of Good encircling Daddy Dearest, he looked out on the field.

His beloved daughter, Girlfriend, had already passed. Maybe if he hadn't tried to keep her from Boyfriend, this would have all been different. Maybe if he didn't make everyone call her Girlfriend things wouldn't have been so weird.

He put his head down. Just then, a friendly face appeared next to him.

"Say there old chum, you look like you could use a drink".

"Why ....yes, I could" replied Daddy Dearest.

"Here you go then. But I should warn you.....it has quite the kick"

And as Daddy Dearest drank. Jackie Daytona kicked him in the balls. He then turned into a bat and buggered off. As normal human bartenders often do.

Suspicious Future appeared. And glanced at Daddy sternly

Rock has been eliminated. Daddy Dearest-Scum Vote Manipulator

As Daddy Dearest fell, the forces of good raided the tower. They pulled down the Devilish instruments and replaced them with Lemon Ornaments. And the children received their Christmas chocolate lemons. Kisses were exchanged under festive lemons which hung from the sky.

Christmas cheers went up as the Demon and her friends saved Christmas

Congratulations to town and our Survivors:

They are
LemonDemonGIrl-LemonDemonGirl-Town Masons
Voidkitten-LemonDemonGirl-TownMasons
Xan-Pico-Town Neighborizer
Jarrod-Virgil Van Dijk-Town Doc
Blind Ninja - Psych/Suspicious Future - Town Tracker
Future-Jackie Daytona - Town Hider



Thanks to all who played this game filled with Devilry. LDG, I hope your tribute was the quick-paced kill fest you hoped it would be. And my favorite part. LDG- you were completely right in the masonchat about Pico/multiple skins. In looking characters up, I saw he had multiple popular skins, and thought Double Pico would be fun. You completely picked that up, and kept voidkitten from railroading Xan. Liked that moment in your game.

Thank you to all who played.










Epilogue


Listo heard the revelry above. "Hello? Anyone remember me? I would sure like.....to leave Hell now" Violina walked up to Listo. "I'm not sure they're coming love. You might need to phone a friend"

A short time later, a phone rang in St. Louis.

"Honey would you mind getting that? Why do we still have a landline anyway"

"I dunno. Probably just a surveytaker. But I'll see what it's about"






Tune in next time for "House of MTR: Not-so-Civil War"

 

[LemonDemonGirl]

Thank you for the game!

 

[Lora]

 

[Lora]

i am but a humble god delivering town to victory.

 

[VoidKitten]

i am but a humble god delivering town to victory.

How do you keep actually getting cop?

 

[Lora]

How do you keep actually getting cop?

i couldnt even say my fucking catch phrase. its even funnier bc i initially didnt read my rolecard and was gonna say it but i double checked the rules. not being able to claim shit is lame.

 

[Lora]

im cop pls no lynch

 

[VoidKitten]

Good game all. Thank you to LDG for talking to be about Pico and helping me realize that both you and I were LDG so Xan could possibly be a second Pico.

Rock had a great game. Spreadsheets ultimately made eyes look at him. Without them, I think he would have been much harder to find.

 

[Badger]

Thank you for the game as always Mazer!

Coming up next “99 Friends and maybe 99 votes against Voidkitten”…working title in progress but it will happen.

 

[VoidKitten]

And he didn't take my bait in trying to get him to vote on me or LDG. I tried -.-

 

[ForgottenHold]

I’ll claim to be scum next game

 

[VoidKitten]

I’ll claim to be scum next game

You are so fucking suspicious it hurts. It hurts so bad.

I was going to suggest Rock or you for the next yeet. Preferred Rock, but would have accepted you because part of me was just wondering if it could be you still.

 

[VoidKitten]

im cop pls no lynch

You should just be allowed to say it regardless if you are cop. Its the definition of NAI.

 

[Badger]

I’ll claim to be scum next game

Claim?

 

[ForgottenHold]

You are so fucking suspicious it hurts. It hurts so bad.

I was going to suggest Rock or you for the next yeet. Preferred Rock, but would have accepted you because part of me was just wondering if it could be you still.

I had a commute, I would’ve forced you to pick Rock anyways

 

[ForgottenHold]

Claim?

Yeah I know, I’m always suspicious

 

[VoidKitten]

I had a commute, I would’ve forced you to pick Rock anyways

Lmao. You could have just fucked off for the day?

 

[Badger]

Yeah I know, I’m always suspicious

Like Christian changed Luchasaurus to Killswitch..I now may or may not proclaim you Scumture on here if I chose to enact my mod powers.

 

[VoidKitten]

Who the fuck did Xanjori talk to if he was a neighborizor? Obviously Foxxi, but who else?

 

[VoidKitten]

And why not me?

 

[Lora]

You are so fucking suspicious it hurts. It hurts so bad.

I was going to suggest Rock or you for the next yeet. Preferred Rock, but would have accepted you because part of me was just wondering if it could be you still.

i was gonna push for rock after listo bc i had a gut feeling yall stupidly handed scum a free pass and i was right, he just happened to kill me the same fucking night.

 

[rock meets hard place]

Whelp back to ignoring this site

 

[VoidKitten]

Whelp back to ignoring this site

You still need to mod a game so you can't ignore us forever.

 

[VoidKitten]

Also, @Jarrod1983 did you purposely breadcrumb who you were to me by saying you liked me and then doccing me? Because thats what made me place you as Virgil.

 

[Blind Ninja]

Both actions that ended the game... what were they?

 

[VoidKitten]

Both actions that ended the game... what were they?

The kill on Listo was because he voted on LDG or I. We had 3x kills and could turn one into a daykill on anyone who voted on either of us during that day phase.

 

[Badger]

Honest analysis though…it was a power town side especially going against the likes of VK, Foxxi and Psycho on the same side. As soon as MTR pointed out Foxxi was going under the kumquat acronym from that last game (like she intended) kinda went into overdrive to look like town. I tried to look busy looking analytical going through those town actions but got a bit smart commenting on the VK silence (unfortunate for me had bullets). Also tried to cover bussing CWE (he was cool with it, he does not like playing scum) to cover up and with MTR being the only one not to vote at that point, I thought “BN” would have tried to go under the radar.

We had a shit run of luck and before you know who says it…I got the “itch” so though we had a ton of rough luck from the beginning and tried to rally, I got carried away overcompensating to make myself look good as have this “filthy” rep despite being on a hot streak and…I cost myself at the end of the day. Need to sharpen up my rusty scum skills!

GG Mazer and town xx

 

[Badger]

Although I REALLY wanted to bust Mother! out much earlier and should have pushed it more. Not a fan of using Silence early but had to do what the team wanted. I was hoping to use my silences much later but hey-ho. Just happened to pick a guy that had a vig shot lol.

We just weren’t on quite the same page overall really. Other shit happened with sickness, inactivity along with my bad call.

As they say in “The Wire” though…all part of the game!

 

[Kumquat]

@rock meets hard place -- for what it is worth, I think you played really well here. I look forward to playing your game =)

 

[Jarrod1983]

Also, @Jarrod1983 did you purposely breadcrumb who you were to me by saying you liked me and then doccing me? Because thats what made me place you as Virgil.

Another win for the good guys.

Good game Mazer.

 

[Badger]

@rock meets hard place -- for what it is worth, I think you played really well here. I look forward to playing your game =)

Co-sign…Rock was a great motivator/idea man behind the scenes! I look forward to seeing more of him!

 

[Lora]

jolly good show you fucking degen heathens. i'll see you all for next years holiday game to carry us to victory then.

 

[Xanjori]

Man. This day needs more spice. Should we CFD to LDG? Me? No wait. XAN!

Dont make me hurt you

 

[Xanjori]

Who the fuck did Xanjori talk to if he was a neighborizor? Obviously Foxxi, but who else?

It was delayed which made it harder. I targeted Foxxi N1, forgot to target N2, targeted Psycho N3 and you N4. I only ever got to talk to Foxxi.

 

[Mazer]

You should just be allowed to say it regardless if you are cop. Its the definition of NAI.

I probably would have allowed him one d1

 

[Mazer]

Both actions that ended the game... what were they?

Rock was offered a concession after listo was killed

 

[Mazer]

Who the fuck did Xanjori talk to if he was a neighborizor? Obviously Foxxi, but who else?

He forgot n2. He targeted psych next.

 

[Mazer]

 

[Mazer]

That was the prompt I used for last night.


And chatgpt said "not enough characters. This motherfucker needs...

Violina"

 

[Kumquat]

She must return. She is the hidden melody that binds this story.

 

[Mazer]

When fate gives you a gift like Violina, you embrace that gift.


She'll certainly have a lot to say to the House of mtr.

And listo hopes they listen.

 

[Listo95]

ROBO-LISTO ONLINE
MONSIEUR LISTO STATUS UNKNOWN
OBJECTIVE: FIND AND RETRIEVE MONSIEUR LISTO

 

[PsychoSoldier]

I had a lot of fun with this one. The unfortunate circumstance of spreadsheeting didn't help, but I think it was really just lucky PR play that got us so far ahead early on. The scum here still played well. rock snowed most of us and there was enough dissolution in the town that without the PR catches, things could have swung to a couple mischops.

Fun theme and setup, Mazer. Thanks as always for taking the time to run these.

 

[VoidKitten]

ROBO-LISTO ONLINE
MONSIEUR LISTO STATUS UNKNOWN
OBJECTIVE: FIND AND RETRIEVE MONSIEUR LISTO

Listo will be a SK next game. Confirmed.

 

[Mazer]

......or will he?

He was almost released this game.

 

[Listo95]

Listo will be a SK next game. Confirmed.

CALCULATING
CHANCES ARE HIGH
ROBO-LISTO WILL KILL ALL IN THE WAY OF ROBO-LISTO’S DIRECTIVE
ENSURING THE SAFETY OF ALL LISTO’S IS PRIME DIRECTIVE

 

[Listo95]

......or will he?

He was almost released this game.

How would I have been released? lol

 

[VoidKitten]

I think I am more invested in the storyline of these games than I should be.

 

[Mazer]

How would I have been released? lol

There were combos of night actions that would have released Listo.

I'm saving some of this for next game.

 

[Mazer]

I think I am more invested in the storyline of these games than I should be.

Two thoughts:
1. "Invested more than I should be" could be a tattoo any of us get.

2. Who wouldn't want to know how Violina and a phone call to MTR's house lead to Listo's hope of release from Hell AND the conflict that splits The House of mtr?

 

[Mazer]

I need to commission someone to render a visual image for Violina. She's like a magical and dark (but not necessarily evil) Lindsay Stirling.

 

[VoidKitten]

I need to commission someone to render a visual image for Violina. She's like a magical and dark (but not necessarily evil) Lindsay Stirling.

Paging @Kumquat and @Nightingale