Mafia 10: The LemonDemonGirl saves Christmas from Jennifer Lawrence and the Robot Devil

[Blind Ninja]

By the same argument... I know Im town, and you're misguided crusade against me is misguided.

 

[GrumpyCat]

Are you going to flip orange? ;p

Vote: Sleep

 

[Lora]

Come on your not that small more like it bounced off your fat butt

It's more the fact that motherfucker weighs over 200 lbs that had me concerned. But I'm an immortal god unfortunately.

 

[Lora]

I dont see why you deserve immunity please enlighten me

Only I do. Fuck everyone else.
Vote: lora

 

[Lora]

Works Xmas night out tonight and waiting on a takeaway before I go home and pass out. I am fucking mangled!

Merry Xmas xx

Merry guilt trip materialism capitalistic commercialism day!

 

[Badger]

And a happyyy new yeeeear!!!

 

[Lora]

And a happyyy new yeeeear!!!

It's the same shit year every year. Every day is the same. Time doesn't exist. The void is our inevitable fate. Entropy will consume us all. Might as well have that that bacon wrapped glazed donut.

 

[GrumpyCat]

Yeah it is that damn void. Thanks for revelation.

 

[GrumpyCat]

Rock (4)-rock, xan, Psych, Badger - immunity
BN (3)- LDG, vk , Kumquat - yeeted
sleep (2)-Claws, GC
Badger (1)- Jarrod
Lora (1)- Lora
Kumquat (1) - BN
CWE (1) - CWE
Claws (1)-FH
GrumpyCat (1) val

Did i get it right? And 4 hours till eod?

 

[LemonDemonGirl]

At least N1 didn't start after I went to bed

 

[GrumpyCat]

Blind Ninja could die here. Do you want it?

 

[Xanjori]

Rock (4)-rock, xan, Psych, Badger - immunity
BN (3)- LDG, vk , Kumquat - yeeted
sleep (2)-Claws, GC
Badger (1)- Jarrod
Lora (1)- Lora
Kumquat (1) - BN
CWE (1) - CWE
Claws (1)-FH
GrumpyCat (1) val

Did i get it right? And 4 hours till eod?

Theres at least two wolves in the 1 votes

 

[GrumpyCat]

Voting on 1 player tie orvotedon?

 

[GrumpyCat]

Maybe bagder cwe if voted on. Meh

 

[Badger]

Voting on 1 player tie orvotedon?

Yeah I’m not quite sure what he means there either.

 

[GrumpyCat]

I mean like having votes not consolidated somehow in not a good idea

 

[Listo95]

Being trapped down here Monsieur Listo swore there was more time left. Curse not being able to tell how much time has passed while trapped, so if anyone wants to rescue Monsieur Listo it would be appreciated!
Vote: Rock

 

[GrumpyCat]

Yeah put rock to like 8 votes and see from there.

 

[Badger]

I mean like having votes not consolidated somehow in not a good idea

Agreed.

 

[GrumpyCat]

It could still be a nice sleepy d1. Or if you want to go wild than whatever

 

[Blind Ninja]

So does Abbi's law fall into this vote? Would the vote for immunity alter it?

1st person with 3 votes was Rock -rock, xan, Psych. Is there a scum, in that 3?

if so, good luck removing the likely person til d3. Since rock has yet to say how or what makes me scum. The shit comes into every d1 he's played crying that im scum. He's wrong again here.


Or wouldd Abbi's Law transition to the 1st yeetable target to 3 votes? BN- LDG, vk , Kumquat


Then we have people that in 48hrs couldnt get 5 posts in... yet ppl will give them passes.

Unvote:
Vote: BN

Fuck you ppl. likely not coming back.

 

[Badger]

Whether you’re misyeeted or not, chillax a wee bit. Lack of activity can be a bit frustrating but you do have to keep in mind here this was started during a weekend and it is very close to Christmas too so taking that into context, it might have an impact on activity.

 

[Blind Ninja]

Whether you’re misyeeted or not, chillax a wee bit. Lack of activity can be a bit frustrating but you do have to keep in mind here this was started during a weekend and it is very close to Christmas too so taking that into context, it might have an impact on activity.

Its the SAME people. Time of day, week, month, year doesnt seem to matter. And they all get a pass, or derp cleared for no true game activity. Game isnt fun when people get away with actively not playing. Or the same person comes in gunning for me with nothing. Guess ill either stop playing altogether, or sign up. look at my role and determine if I want to play or get myself modkilled on d1

 

[Badger]

Its the SAME people. Time of day, week, month, year doesnt seem to matter. And they all get a pass, or derp cleared for no true game activity. Game isnt fun when people get away with actively not playing. Or the same person comes in gunning for me with nothing. Guess ill either stop playing altogether, or sign up. look at my role and determine if I want to play or get myself modkilled on d1

I get a bit where you’re coming. I feel a bit the same way when Peter plays. That’s why we often have incentives in these games to encourage activity. There are often punishments too.

It’s up to you what you do from here really (though I hope you stick around) and there’s nothing wrong with pushing for activity as a player but just try not to let it get it to your head is all I’m saying. Let the game runners worry about the consequences of inactivity though.

 

[llettuce]

Vote: vote: rock

 

[llettuce]

It's so early in the game I don't feel like I can make any determinations here, going with the cop out vote that doest say a lot

 

[Kumquat]

DADV
Unvote: BlindNinja
Vote: Sleep

 

[llettuce]

Maybe I just hate game theory, but... I fucking hate talking about abbi's law just vote and we'll work it out from there, it's only right 60% the time anyway and it feel more like a weird statistical thing than something to focus on

 

[llettuce]

DADV
Unvote: BlindNinja
Vote: Sleep

What does dadv mean

 

[Kumquat]

What does dadv mean

acronym means "dead air, dead villager"

Basically he's the only one defending himself so wolves seem to be chillin and not care.

 

[Badger]

Unvote: Rock
Vote: Sleep

This Rock/BN thing strikes me a bit as town vs town the more I think about it. I wanna give BN a chance. Also happy to give Rock a shot at the immunity.

 

[Jarrod1983]

Still a chance to get Badger in second.

 

[Badger]

Still a chance to get Badger in second.

 

[Badger]

But I love ya anyway!

 

[Jarrod1983]

What does dadv mean

I thought you were asking about something completely different

Always play the hits pal.

 

[Listo95]

Freedom please. Want freedom. So very hot. Much fire. Much wow. Scary demons. Help.

 

[LemonDemonGirl]

Unvote:
Vote: Sleep

 

[Claws]

I know that I'm town so why not give it to the town you know?

I dont know your town so this is invailded

 

[Badger]

Unvote: Sleep
Vote: Rock

I’d rather not a tie. Testing immunity first on someone where we can maybe learn from them and sleep being second along with BN now getting a chance is good with me.

 

[Claws]

Sleep my pretties sleep

 

[Claws]

Tie is better now then later

 

[Mazer]

Votes:
Lora (1)- Lora
CWE (1) - CWE
GrumpyCat (1) val
Rock (6)-rock, xan, Psych, Listo, Future, Badger
BN (2)-, vk, BN
Badger (1)- Jarrod
sleep (4)-Claws, GC, Quat, LDG
claws (1)-Future

 

[Mazer]

About 11 minutes left

 

[LemonDemonGirl]

Vote: Rock
Don't want to look like an idiot

 

[Claws]

Only idiots vote for a rock

 

[Claws]

Theres a sayung your as dumb as a rock isnt there

 

[Mazer]

Final Votes:
Lora (1)- Lora
CWE (1) - CWE
GrumpyCat (1) val
Rock (7)-rock, xan, Psych, Listo, Future, Badger
BN (2)-, vk, BN
Badger (1)- Jarrod
sleep (3)-Claws, GC, Quat,
claws (1)-Future


Write-up Incoming

 

[Claws]

 

[Mazer]

As the darkness intensified, night set in.

During the day, communications went out and it was decided that the safety Of Rock Meets Hard Place must be a priority.

Rock Meets Hard Place has been granted immunity from death until Day 3.

At the same time, any protection meant resources had to be moved. This allowed for the very concept of SLEEP to fall into the darkness.

SLEEP has been eliminated.


While there was a pause in open warfare, the machinations continued.

And it was during this time, that Blind Ninja's gaze fell upon one.



Begin Night 1. You have 24 hours to submit actions. Actions may be submitted via discord or via pm on this site.

 

[Mazer]

As the armies of the Robot Devil gathered their forces together, the reports of the resistance spread far and wide. The Robot Devil did not care for this one bit. He looked on at Psych and MTR. Those two were always befuddling.

But TheLemonDemonGirl had never been one to bow to the befuddlements of the Devil. Her war would not brook such insecurities. And knowing that the Kumquat was typically a fruit was important to her. Surely the power of citrus could potentially shake the very foundations of Hell.

But in the face of such overwhelming odds, Virgil Van Dijk knew that it would be a mistake to rely only on the powers of citrus, and so he set out to make sure CWE could continue with him in his journey. Which always includes helping maintain a clean sheet.

Boyfriend, fresh from his broken heart, had determined that he would never be led by his heart alone. He had a mission to fill, and he would need to steel himself to make sure the European plan went by the numbers. As a result, he needed someone who would not be swayed by spacing. And that spoke to the value of being in unison with a Blind Ninja.

Pico’s heart ached for his friend, but he could not employ the same methods. He knew he needed to embrace the funk, or Europe would be funkless. As such he reached out to voidkitten to see if he could keep the funk going with him.

With the funk properly engaged, the assault on Reno could continue on.

Emma Watson channeled the spirit of the LemonDemonGirl and sent out inquiries. She felt certain that Listo could be a vital piece of the resistance, and hoped he would support her cause.

Pico also felt that communication was key. And then thought about which others might benefit the most from this line of thought. Poor communication is one of the easiest ways for a team to get derailed.

Tankman was also confident in his team. So much so that he did not feel it was time for him to launch an offensive. He felt confident that Kumquat would also feel the same.

Suspicious Future saw Tankman’s attitude as foolishness. Reno is not a city you win back by being passive. And he knew that unless he could raid Circus Circus on time, the whole plan could be out the window. He took out Rock’s map, and followed the trail.

While Reno was an amazing city, business had certainly gone down since The Robot Devil took over. And what could a normal human bartender do….other than take his leave? And if one needs to be out for the night, what better way to do it than by waiting for Listo to make an appearance? Jackie Daytona knew of no better way. “Good luck….with all your revolution and whatnot. I will certainly check in at dawn. But do not look for me outside”

In the Heart of Reno, Claws felt alone. And when he felt alone, he always sang from the heart. But could the song of his heart find a melody with mtr? Was he even close enough?

While all of this was well and good, Hell hadn’t come to Earth because the Armies of Hell sat around powerless.

Jennifer Lawrence knew that Voidkitten was powerless around her. And he soon knew it as well.

At the same time, Girlfriend wondered if Kumquat would prove to have more staying power than Boyfriend…and she set out to learn the taste of citrus.

And Daddy Dearest knew you should never play fair.

But none of this mattered to Erling Haaland. He saw Val the Moofia Boss walking around Paris. Knowing that Paris had not known an evil bovine for years, he set upon him with a tackle that even Roy Keane would have thought was uncalled for.


And after this, he glared very sternly at Val.

Val has been eliminated. He was Ritz EN-Roleblocker TOWN

As the Reno and European offensives continued, there could only be one outcome. The loss of Val hurt. Although the Army of the LemonDemonGirl were strong.....the Devil would have his due.

With Val gone, they needed a miracle. And LDG reminded them that Christmas was the time of miracles.


However, Jennifer Lawrence had decided it was time to put Emma Watson back in her place, and remind the world that Christmas Miracles were as dead as Christmas itself.




Eliminated players:
Val - Ritz-TOWN EN Roleblocker





Sleep is no longer a voting option





With 17 active players, Hammer is at 9.

Begin Day 2

 

[Claws]

 

[ForgottenHold]

We killed sleep, congratulations guys

 

[MTR]

Who needs sleep anyway

 

[Badger]

Well that seems action-packed!

Who knew that Mazer would LITERALLY have Sleep yeeted lol. Now Santa can’t go visit people if no-one can sleep.

 

[Blind Ninja]

We killed sleep, congratulations guys

So you need to pay some attention, play and vote... sleep was a crutch

 

[Blind Ninja]

Honestly surprised that scum would target an AFK town (Val) and not someone more vocal.

 

[PsychoSoldier]

I hope today we can manage to keep things fun and sportsmanlike. There was a lot of uncivil language and poor sportsmanship. We all deserve better than this, guys. Let's work to make this an enjoyable game for everyone, no matter what you think of their skill level. Rudeness gets us nowhere except a game worse than one that is inactive.

 

[Blind Ninja]

@Listo95 Other then you being trapped in hell and need rescuing... What are your thoughts on D1? I also assume you either need to be found by someone to be rescued, or town needs to win.

 

[Blind Ninja]

I hope today we can manage to keep things fun and sportsmanlike. There was a lot of uncivil language and poor sportsmanship. We all deserve better than this, guys. Let's work to make this an enjoyable game for everyone, no matter what you think of their skill level. Rudeness gets us nowhere except a game worse than one that is inactive.

If you continue with this gimmick, ill continue to be vulgar.

 

[MTR]

I hope today we can manage to keep things fun and sportsmanlike. There was a lot of uncivil language and poor sportsmanship. We all deserve better than this, guys. Let's work to make this an enjoyable game for everyone, no matter what you think of their skill level. Rudeness gets us nowhere except a game worse than one that is inactive.

I am pretty competitive and not always very sportsman like though. I can try just for you.

 

[PsychoSoldier]

If you continue with this gimmick, ill continue to be vulgar.

I would never stop someone from espousing vulgarity. But when we are rudely dismissive of others, we engender a harsh environment in which other wish not to participate. This will not help you achieve your dreams of activity.

 

[Badger]

On the bus home, will digest all this later.

 

[PsychoSoldier]

Lora, Rock, Void, Future, LDG, MTR, and Xanjori all seem like such lovely people. I hope we can be the best of friends in this wonderful, humble game.

I still love these people, but I would love to expand.

@CWE I would love to hear some thoughts on the people you love most. It's been oh so long since we've had a pleasant rendezvous expressing our inner feelings

 

[Kumquat]

jennifer seems to have acted twice, both as a green name and a red name? No fucking clue what to make of that.

 

[PsychoSoldier]

I feel like there's a lot of negativity in the thread right now, so let's play a game to brighten up the mood. Who are the people here that you love the most? Or least hate in some people's cases(I worry about you guys )

It's ok if you're a little shy and can only muster up one or two names. Let's not shame anyone for opening up about their feelings.

Despite my fragile feelings regarding yesterday's treatment of me, I still would love to play this game with you all

 

[Claws]

Whats the claws action on mtr mean what is sings the melody of his heart

 

[Claws]

Do i need to bus a teamate meow

 

[Mazer]

jennifer seems to have acted twice, both as a green name and a red name? No fucking clue what to make of that.

Red. Night 1 is a fucking lot of colors.

 

[Claws]

 

[ForgottenHold]

So you need to pay some attention, play and vote... sleep was a crutch

I didn’t vote sleep but you do you

 

[PsychoSoldier]

I'd also like to add that Kumquat really does seem like such a delightful fruit. I hope they get to live long and prosper despite the fact that unsavory types seem to be digging into her private life.

 

[Claws]

Sorry mtr good friend but i must bus you over paranoia
Vote: MTR

 

[PsychoSoldier]

Sorry mtr good friend but i must bus you over paranoia
Vote: MTR

But why would you want to harm my friend?

 

[PsychoSoldier]

But why would you want to harm my friend?

In fact, why would you harm your own friend??

This is very disconcerting

 

[MTR]

Yeah I am a bit confused on why vote me

 

[Claws]

But why would you want to harm my friend?

Cuz hes my scum buddy and i need the town points

 

[Claws]

Yeah I am a bit confused on why vote me

Because your scum

 

[Claws]

The games to elim scum well here one is

 

[MTR]

Because your scum

I think you have me mistaken with someone else

 

[LemonDemonGirl]

Sleep was a person. Damn it

 

[Claws]

I would know im in your chat

 

[Kumquat]

As the armies of the Robot Devil gathered their forces together, the reports of the resistance spread far and wide. The Robot Devil did not care for this one bit. He looked on at Psych and MTR. Those two were always befuddling.

Sounds like a busdrive. If there's info that says MTR is scum, then
Vote: Psycho

 

[MTR]

Okay lots going on. Trying to digest things and figure out why claws doesn't like me anymore.

I will agree that Val was an interesting choice by scum to be eliminated.

 

[PsychoSoldier]

Sounds like a busdrive. If there's info that says MTR is scum, then
Vote: Psycho

Unfortunately, I believe you misunderstand how bus drive results would work

I'm also not completely sure if he's claiming to have info, but I don't want to dismiss his concerns.

 

[Claws]

 

[Claws]

 

[Claws]

I may be a tad crazy.

 

[PsychoSoldier]

Regardless of the truth, I think I'd like to add Claws to my love pile

 

[Claws]

 

[Lora]

Everyone that killed sleep needs to die. I fucking love sleep.

 

[Claws]

Ex

Everyone that killed sleep needs to die. I fucking love sleep.

No sleep til brooklyn

 

[ForgottenHold]

As much as I would love to yeet MTR, I want to get more knowledge on thjs

 

[Claws]

Dont make me out you too i need teamates to still win this give them a fish and we can ride it to the end heheheh

 

[MTR]

As much as I would love to yeet MTR, I want to get more knowledge on thjs

After I took you to get a new phone. Harsh man. Harsh

 

[rock meets hard place]

I guess the question for me is blind ninja the character the same as blind ninja the user. Similar to how the character psycho 666soilder was mafia the other game and was infact psychosoilder

 

[Blind Ninja]

I guess the question for me is blind ninja the character the same as blind ninja the user. Similar to how the character psycho 666soilder was mafia the other game and was infact psychosoilder

I can 100% tell you that im not the BN character. So we have characters and players with the same names

 

[MTR]

I guess the question for me is blind ninja the character the same as blind ninja the user. Similar to how the character psycho 666soilder was mafia the other game and was infact psychosoilder

You never know. Might be due to the luck of the draw.

 

[rock meets hard place]

I don't get the votes on either mtr or psycho. Maybe kumquat thinks psycho is scum hiding behind a gimmick?

 

[rock meets hard place]

Oh nm, kumquat thinks there's a guilty on mtr and that him and mtr we're roleblocked that means the guilty is on psycho

 

[rock meets hard place]

Vote: psycho