Mafia 10: The LemonDemonGirl saves Christmas from Jennifer Lawrence and the Robot Devil

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1. LemonDemonGirl
2. Val the Moofia Boss
3. CWE
4. Rock Meets Hard Place
5. Xanjori
6. PsychoSoldier
7. Jarrod1983
8. MTR
9. VoidKitten
10. llettuce
11. Monsieur Listo Who Is Trapped in Hell
12. Town Future
13. The lowest effort BN you'll see
14. Badger already cancelled Rumble so I’d be bastard if I didn’t
15. Kumquat
16. Lora
17. Grumpycat
18. Claws


Day 1:
The children of the resistance finally had some hope. Although the Robot Devil had destroyed nearly all signs of Christmas. But a Santa Claus had appeared, handing out oranges to the kids. A large group gathered around Santa. As the kids came closer...


Santa pulled off his beard and Yelled "SANTA IS DEAD!. IT'S ME DANNY DEVITO! THERE'S NO CHRISTMAS!"

The children cried as Danny Devito crushed their dreams again.

Meanwhile, Boyfriend talked to the alliance. Though there had been disputes before, The Lemon Demon Girl had explained how they all had to come together. With Girlfriend having bought into Daddy Dearest's arguments against love, all the Funkin Crew needed to work together. Tankman shared a report on Girlfriend's whereabouts and the LDG set out to do battle.


Suspicious Future talked to Psych. Psych was regretful over his previous support of the Robot Devil. Once the Robot Devil had fully allied with Jennifer Lawrence, he knew things had gone too far. He had been feeding information to Claws for months, and he hoped that it would all pay off now.


Pico and the Lemon Demon Girl prepared to set off for Reno. They stopped to grab a quick bite before their journey, where they were politely served by a normal human bartender, who just so happened to have a special blend that demons prefer. As normal human bartenders often do.


But as they left the bar, Girlfriend marked their passage. She had an evil smile as she reported back to Daddy Dearest.



It seemed as if the fate of the world hung on this Christmas.

The world needed the Demon now....maybe more than ever.





Game Notes
This will be a Role Madness game. Which will include 37% devilry.
Do not claim roles or breadcrumb. I will kill you way faster than voidkitten.
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Day phases cut off at 48 hours. Night at 24. The cutoff occurs whether I am online or not.
If there is no hammer before the end of the day phase, the leading vote getter will be eliminated. If there is no hammer reached, the hammer the following day will decrease by 1. This effect stacks. If there is a tie, both players will be eliminated.


Use the VOTE function for your vote to count (the checkmark at the top of your reply panel).

 

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Begin Day 1

 

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As the darkness intensified, night set in.

During the day, communications went out and it was decided that the safety Of Rock Meets Hard Place must be a priority.

Rock Meets Hard Place has been granted immunity from death until Day 3.

At the same time, any protection meant resources had to be moved. This allowed for the very concept of SLEEP to fall into the darkness.

SLEEP has been eliminated.


While there was a pause in open warfare, the machinations continued.

And it was during this time, that Blind Ninja's gaze fell upon one.



Begin Night 1. You have 24 hours to submit actions. Actions may be submitted via discord or via pm on this site.

 

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As the armies of the Robot Devil gathered their forces together, the reports of the resistance spread far and wide. The Robot Devil did not care for this one bit. He looked on at Psych and MTR. Those two were always befuddling.

But TheLemonDemonGirl had never been one to bow to the befuddlements of the Devil. Her war would not brook such insecurities. And knowing that the Kumquat was typically a fruit was important to her. Surely the power of citrus could potentially shake the very foundations of Hell.

But in the face of such overwhelming odds, Virgil Van Dijk knew that it would be a mistake to rely only on the powers of citrus, and so he set out to make sure CWE could continue with him in his journey. Which always includes helping maintain a clean sheet.

Boyfriend, fresh from his broken heart, had determined that he would never be led by his heart alone. He had a mission to fill, and he would need to steel himself to make sure the European plan went by the numbers. As a result, he needed someone who would not be swayed by spacing. And that spoke to the value of being in unison with a Blind Ninja.

Pico’s heart ached for his friend, but he could not employ the same methods. He knew he needed to embrace the funk, or Europe would be funkless. As such he reached out to voidkitten to see if he could keep the funk going with him.

With the funk properly engaged, the assault on Reno could continue on.

Emma Watson channeled the spirit of the LemonDemonGirl and sent out inquiries. She felt certain that Listo could be a vital piece of the resistance, and hoped he would support her cause.

Pico also felt that communication was key. And then thought about which others might benefit the most from this line of thought. Poor communication is one of the easiest ways for a team to get derailed.

Tankman was also confident in his team. So much so that he did not feel it was time for him to launch an offensive. He felt confident that Kumquat would also feel the same.

Suspicious Future saw Tankman’s attitude as foolishness. Reno is not a city you win back by being passive. And he knew that unless he could raid Circus Circus on time, the whole plan could be out the window. He took out Rock’s map, and followed the trail.

While Reno was an amazing city, business had certainly gone down since The Robot Devil took over. And what could a normal human bartender do….other than take his leave? And if one needs to be out for the night, what better way to do it than by waiting for Listo to make an appearance? Jackie Daytona knew of no better way. “Good luck….with all your revolution and whatnot. I will certainly check in at dawn. But do not look for me outside”

In the Heart of Reno, Claws felt alone. And when he felt alone, he always sang from the heart. But could the song of his heart find a melody with mtr? Was he even close enough?

While all of this was well and good, Hell hadn’t come to Earth because the Armies of Hell sat around powerless.

Jennifer Lawrence knew that Voidkitten was powerless around her. And he soon knew it as well.

At the same time, Girlfriend wondered if Kumquat would prove to have more staying power than Boyfriend…and she set out to learn the taste of citrus.

And Daddy Dearest knew you should never play fair.

But none of this mattered to Erling Haaland. He saw Val the Moofia Boss walking around Paris. Knowing that Paris had not known an evil bovine for years, he set upon him with a tackle that even Roy Keane would have thought was uncalled for.


And after this, he glared very sternly at Val.

Val has been eliminated. He was Ritz EN-Roleblocker TOWN

As the Reno and European offensives continued, there could only be one outcome. The loss of Val hurt. Although the Army of the LemonDemonGirl were strong.....the Devil would have his due.

With Val gone, they needed a miracle. And LDG reminded them that Christmas was the time of miracles.


However, Jennifer Lawrence had decided it was time to put Emma Watson back in her place, and remind the world that Christmas Miracles were as dead as Christmas itself.




Eliminated players:
Val - Ritz-TOWN EN Roleblocker





Sleep is no longer a voting option





With 17 active players, Hammer is at 9.

Begin Day 2

 

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With Girlfriend out of the picture, The Funkin Crew was able to move with a renewed fervor. Christmas was just around the corner, and saving Christmas was going to be a full-time job.



So maybe it was fortunate nobody was sleeping.



Virgil blamed himself for the earlier loss of Ritz. He cursed Erling Haaland’s name. He talked to Psych about proper technique and how to force Erling to his off-foot.



Boyfriend was newly motived. Maybe now he could finally move on, and find love and Christmas. It had been an interminably long courtship after all. As he crept along the Reno front, he called in to Xan. The plan was set and he would need all hands on deck to execute.



Psych continued his journey as well. He knew that if he wanted to redeem himself, he couldn’t be late. He had an earlier conversation with Badger, who had kindly suggested a quicker way through the French countryside. Psych grabbed the map and followed the trail. Hopefully, he could arrive before the battle was decided. Also, for some reason, he pretended he was a Swiss chef as he traveled.



Emma Watson was still shedding tears over the fallen Fritz. She cursed the forces of evil, and let the Spirit of Fritz inspire her. She pulled out her battlemap, rechecked her plans, and rallied the troops. She had to have every detail in order, and was relying on Psych to help issue orders.



Jackie Daytona walked outside as soon as night hit. As he looked around he said to himself “This is quite the night. I haven’t seen this many errant football shots since I partied with Diego in 84. And I AM NOT in line for that today” But it was a helliva story. Perhaps mtr would enjoy a tale that would make the night go by.

Claws was thrilled with his spot. Nobody knew that he was setting in the shadows of Reno. From his hiding spot, he checked the control room. If he could only learn about LDG, then they all might understand.

As the forces of good neared their twin destinations, the machinations of evil set in as well.

Jlaw knew that she would need to keep the people free from hope. So she sponsored a Silver Lingins Playbook Watch party. After everyone had to pretend they liked it more than they did, it was the perfect time for Jlaw to work her plan through the populace.

Danny Devito took interest in the war. He had always loved Kumquats and decided to turn his citrus obsession into a tactical advantage.

Daddy Dearest was enraged by the stern glare girlfriend had received. He roamed through the office taking out his rage and egging the minions of Robot Devil on to victory.



The Robot Devil himself sat in silent contemplation. As he was best by all sides, who were his friends? Who were his most dangerous enemies? Who could stop the advances of good? And who had more strategic importance between LDG and VK?





Sadly this was not all that happened. As Kumquat moved through Europe. Erling caught site of her. Kumquat never saw the ball as it struck her in the back of the head.



But she did see the stern glance after.





Claws saw Kumquat take a hit through the camera. He thanked his lucky stars that he was safe in Reno. Just then a patrolman rounded the corner. Claws had not realized how noisy he had been all day yesterday. He had led them right to him. Claws tried to convince him he was evil, but Danny Devito wasn’t buying it. He called a penalty on Claws, and the resultant Haaland free kick knocked him on his ass.



When Claws looked up, he saw Erling’s stern glare through the monitor





Kumquat has been eliminated. She was Pico-Town ON RB

Claws has been eliminated-He was Claws - Town-Aligned Claws





The armies of good wailed at the fall of theor comrades.



But LemonDemons don’t just wail. They get even. They found Jennifer Lawrence walking through the halls. Her reign of pretentious movie watch parties and no Hallmark Christmas moves had gone far enough.

The LemonDemonGirl attacked JLaw. When LDG was done cooking, she knew her No Hard Feeling Stew would be the hit of the Christmas Party.

Badger has been eliminated. He was Jennifer Lawrence-Scum JOAT



As day broke, the armies saw their respective targets in site. But the Robot Devil himself sat on the throne. He had lost Girlfriend. He had lost Jlaw.



And he intended to make sure Christmas stayed lost for all.




Eliminated players
Val-Ritz-EN Roleblocker Town
CWE-Girlfriend-RB SCUM
Kumquat-Pico -Town ON RB
Claws-Town Aligned Claws
Badger-JLaw-JOAT SCUM


With 13 Active players, Hammer is 7

Begin Day 3