Mafia 7: Everyone Loves Listo. Except the Devil.

[VoidKitten]

This site seems new from what I can tell. So it takes time for these additions.

Yeah, I just wanted a place that was our own so we could actually use things like ISO and enhanced search features that our respective sites didn't have since they weren't made for Mafia. Its a work in progress.

 

[CRichardFoL]

Yeah, I just wanted a place that was our own so we could actually use things like ISO and enhanced search features that our respective sites didn't have since they weren't made for Mafia. Its a work in progress.

I also didn't know you guys ran Throne of Lies setup in FM format. Geez, I missed out.

 

[VoidKitten]

I also didn't know you guys ran Throne of Lies setup in FM format. Geez, I missed out.

Also a work in progress. I have a decent set of rules for it now that I took from another community and edited further to make it more mafia esque and support more than 16 players.

 

[Claws]

Those are common

 

[Foxxi]

I also didn't know you guys ran Throne of Lies setup in FM format. Geez, I missed out.

I'm sure we will again. We've done it a couple of times

 

[CRichardFoL]

I'm sure we will again. We've done it a couple of times

That's good. I haven't played in that setup for about 2-3 years if I've counted correctly.

 

[Foxxi]

Also for the record @CRichardFoL - I don't feel like you've been toxic. Strong-willed and thickheaded maybe. But not toxic =p

 

[Val the Moofia Boss]

Well this is worrying.

 

[CRichardFoL]

Also for the record @CRichardFoL - I don't feel like you've been toxic. Strong-willed and thickheaded maybe. But not toxic =p

Oh ok.

 

[CRichardFoL]

Well this is worrying.

You can say that again. We better hope there is KP who can pick off scum at night.
Of course if we're in the funny world where Psycho and I are TvT, then it's what it is.

 

[Val the Moofia Boss]

We better hope there is KP

KP?

 

[Matthieu]

Psycho can't be town, since he was telling the third party to kill town.

 

[Foxxi]

You can say that again. We better hope there is KP who can pick off scum at night.
Of course if we're in the funny world where Psycho and I are TvT, then it's what it is.

I seriously doubt that's a world we are in XD

 

[Listo95]

How many times does Listo have to say Psycho is not town?

 

[CRichardFoL]

KP?

Killing power.

 

[CRichardFoL]

I seriously doubt that's a world we are in XD

Psycho can't be town, since he was telling the third party to kill town.

No I don't think so either. It's just a funny world that doesn't exist.

 

[CRichardFoL]

Well JLaw, if you have KP you off whoever voted me.

 

[Mazer]

Write-up coming in about 45 minutes or so.

Please hold all posting

 

[Mazer]

Day ends at 711 pm CS

crich (7)- vk, LDG, lettuce, claws, psych, mtr, night
psych (7)- listo, matt, crich, val, rock, kryll, dreyski

Moses vs. Pharoah.

David vs. Goliath

Miyagi vs. Kreese

Topanga vs. Lauren

That time Capt America punched Hitler

Up to this point, these had been some of the greatest events in history.

But Listo vs. Robot Devil was shaking them all.


The Devil himself rallied the demagogues of Hell. Listo built houses, rescued starfish that had washed up on the beach, and carried people through their hardest times. Physically, spiritually, and grammatically.


AT THE END, THERE WERE TWO VICTIMS.

Psycho has been eliminated. He was Psycho6666Solider-SCUM JOAT
crich has been eliminated. He was Stray Kids-EN Watcher


The battle between good and evil was reaching its zenith. Who would strike true?


In Cyborg Purgatory
Future-Screwtape-Scum Deceiver
CWE-Mordin Solus-Town Doc
Badger-Jay Baruchel-Town Lynch Driver
Tildey-The Warden-Town JOAT
Robo-Morrigan Town Chameleon JOAT
Xan-????
GrumpyCat-Liara- Town Messenger
Blind Ninja-BAP-Town Watcher
Jarrod-Jackie Dayton-Normal Human Bartender-Town Hider Variant.
Psycho-Psycho666Soldier-Scum JOOT
Crich-Stray kids-Town Watcher

Active Players
1. MTR
2. Listo
3. Clawsin
4. VoidKitten
5. Matthieu
6. llettuce
7 Kryllian
8. Val the Moofia Boss
9. LemonDemonGirl
10. rock meets hard place
11. Nightingale
12. Dreyski

Begin night 4.

 

[Mazer]

Listo knelt and meditated There was so much blood. He had tried the peaceful way. He wanted to bring a voice back to counsel. But just this once....he forfeited his gift. It would be time to to strike.

Commander Shepard knew the time for dancing was over. He grabbed LDG and ran into the Citadel elevator. It kept going and going and going. LDG got so bored, she would give him anything to get out.

Claws couldn't believe Psych was evil. He just wanted to help his friends. He was more than willing to sacrifice himself for Listo.

Toothless flew into the battle. He looked for his target, but he could no longer be found.

The Robot Devil seethed. He had caused so much death. He focused all his hatred at Mazer.

Mom looked at Kryll. And then slapped him again and again. Who would have thought someone over 100 could slap that hard? But her centuries of experience had refined her technique.

The Elusive Man had sided with Reapers once before. A simple sleight of hand made sure that LDG and Nightingale were also hard to difficult for the naked eye to distinguish.

Flemeth attempted to override the will of Listo. Only his purity could drive her back.

Jennifer Lawrence was not content to deal with stragglers any longer. She would trade everything she was for one pure shot. She decided that she could no longer share resources with Kryll. A powerful shot ended his game.

Kryll has been eliminated. He was Urdknot Wrex - EN Roleblocker

Just as things looked darkest....Listo emerged. "Claws....how could you have turned to the dark. Can't you see this is eating me up inside? I just want to heal you....You have a good heart". And then Listo reached into Claws chest and ripped out his heart. Listo felt bad about having to do it, but it was a good heart. Obviously claws takes care of himself and avoids too much cholesterol.

Claws has been eliminated. He was The Elusive Man-Scum Busdriver

In Cyborg Purgatory
Future-Screwtape-Scum Deceiver
CWE-Mordin Solus-Town Doc
Badger-Jay Baruchel-Town Lynch Driver
Tildey-The Warden-Town JOAT
Robo-Morrigan Town Chameleon JOAT
Xan-????
GrumpyCat-Liara- Town Messenger
Blind Ninja-BAP-Town Watcher
Jarrod-Jackie Dayton-Normal Human Bartender-Town Hider Variant.
Psycho-Psycho666Soldier-Scum JOOT
Crich-Stray kids-Town Watcher
Val-Claws-Town Back-up
Kryll-Urdknot Wrex-Town EN RB
Claws-The Elusive Man-Scum Busdriver

Active Players
1. MTR
2. Listo
3. VoidKitten
4. Matthieu
5. llettuce
6. LemonDemonGirl
7. rock meets hard place
8. Nightingale
9. Dreyski

With 9 active players, hammer is 5

Begin Day 5

 

[VoidKitten]

Welp. That's unfortunate. Only one thing to do to remedy this.

Vote: Matthieu

 

[llettuce]

Vote: matt

 

[MTR]

Vote: Mattieu

 

[Listo95]

Vote: MTR

Because Listo can. Listo now waits for LDG and Night to vote Matt.

 

[Foxxi]

This is where I vote for Void right?

 

[Foxxi]

Vote: Matthieu

 

[VoidKitten]

I am so mad at Rock.

 

[Listo95]

Vote: Matthieu

Night should be thankful Listo is a benevolent person.

 

[Foxxi]

Night should be thankful Listo is a benevolent person.

*hugs* I love you, I really do.

 

[VoidKitten]

Night should be thankful Listo is a benevolent person.

I'd have shot the shit out of her.

 

[Foxxi]

Although I am reading the write up and something targeted Mazer.... what the fuck is that?

 

[VoidKitten]

What confuses me is if Listo could make the same threat why Listo didn't make the same thre....GODDAMNIT LISTO IS SO PURE.

 

[Listo95]

What confuses me is if Listo could make the same threat why Listo didn't make the same thre....GODDAMNIT LISTO IS SO PURE.

The purity of Listo cannot be understated.

 

[Foxxi]

He really is

 

[VoidKitten]

Vote: MTR

Because Listo can. Listo now waits for LDG and Night to vote Matt.

Listo should break bad right at the end. Vote Matthieu.

 

[Foxxi]

I hope this isn't one of those we needed to yeet the mod to actually win games

 

[Mazer]

Matt (4)-voidkitten, llettuce, mtr, night
mtr (1)-listo

 

[MTR]

Lets hope not

 

[Foxxi]

wait, what killed Val?

 

[VoidKitten]

Matt (4)-voidkitten, llettuce, mtr, night
mtr (1)-listo

Isn't hammer 4 since there was no hammer yesterday, mr mod?

 

[Mazer]

I hope this isn't one of those we needed to yeet the mod to actually win games

I make mafia games. Not torture art porn

 

[Mazer]

Isn't hammer 4 since there was no hammer yesterday, mr mod?

Nope Mr. Not Mod

 

[VoidKitten]

I make mafia games. Not torture art porn

Do not knock my style of game.

 

[VoidKitten]

Nope Mr. Not Mod

I would like to speak to a lawyer.

 

[Foxxi]

Unvote: Matt
Vote: Mazer

Curiosity

 

[MTR]

 

[Matthieu]

Vote: MTR

Eh, whatever. I'd argue that scum obviously outing themselves and voting as a block isn't fun or in the spirit of the game but that's a conversation to have when the game concludes, I guess.

Not gonna bother engaging with it, so I'll vote and only show up if by some miracle I have to change it.

 

[Mazer]

Matt (3)-voidkitten, llettuce, mtr
mtr (2)-listo, matt

 

[rock meets hard place]

Vote: mtr

 

[Mazer]

Matt (3)-voidkitten, llettuce, mtr
mtr (3)-listo, matt, rock

 

[rock meets hard place]

I kind of disagree with you, matty. I think scum banding together to vote as a block is fully in line with them playing to their wincon. You don't really see that happen often (if ever) b/c that doesn't help scum wincon in most games but this is more mafia adjacent then a mafia game.

 

[VoidKitten]

I mean, I disagree with both? You see it in normal mafia games too. Look at the hapless townie who votes too early in a lylo situation they aren't aware of. Scum pounce and all vote to end the game.

Normally, it is used to end the game so there isn't an awkward phase, but meh.

 

[Foxxi]

Unvote: Mazer
Curiosity satisfied

 

[Foxxi]

Actually.... if maj is legit 5 and not 4 because of yesterday's tie..... neither scum nor town can hit maj by themselves if I am mathing correctly.

 

[VoidKitten]

*looks up from casually sharpening a blade*

Huh? What?

 

[Listo95]

*looks up from casually sharpening a blade*

Huh? What?

Listo would appreciate it if you would dispose of the knife.

 

[LemonDemonGirl]

Vote: Matt

 

[Foxxi]

Foxxi would also appreciate the knife be disposed of. Threats are very uncouth.

 

[VoidKitten]

How else am I going to cut my steak? I like a finely sharpened knife.

 

[VoidKitten]

But really, you should do the thing.

 

[Foxxi]

Dress in drag and do the hula?

 

[VoidKitten]

Dress in drag and do the hula?

I would absolutely accept this too.

 

[MTR]

 

[VoidKitten]

That gif is hypnotizing.

 

[Foxxi]

If scum goes over today that means we start night with 3v4v1 -- and if scum waste the night phase killing the 3p they have no chance of winning. They would have to shoot town to even things back again I believe?

 

[VoidKitten]

If scum goes over today that means we start night with 3v4v1 -- and if scum waste the night phase killing the 3p they have no chance of winning. They would have to shoot town to even things back again I believe?

Do you really want to risk that?

 

[Listo95]

Dress in drag and do the hula?

 

[Foxxi]

Who wants to offer me cookies? And what kind of cookie?

 

[Listo95]

Who wants to offer me cookies? And what kind of cookie?

Listo can offer the most pure cookies in the world. They were so pure that even Granny Kira loved them visiting that house on the hill. Listo can also offer some lock rocks if those would be preferred.

 

[MTR]

Who wants to offer me cookies? And what kind of cookie?

I got cookies. Okay my kids do. Diva runs a cookie store here in the neighborhood and Future even works there. What kind do you like? They have all kinds.

Alibi Cookies

alibicookies.com

 

[Listo95]

I got cookies. Okay my kids do. Diva runs a cookie store here in the neighborhood and Future even works there. What kind do you like? They have all kinds.

http://https:\/alibicookies.com/cookies

Those cookies do nothing. The cookies Granny Kira loved allowed her to live to over 150!

 

[VoidKitten]

I think MTR wins any cookie battle here, Listo.

 

[Listo95]

I think MTR wins any cookie battle here, Listo.

Granny Kira would say otherwise.

 

[MTR]

They are really good. So good in fact Future goes in on his days off and spends his paycheck from there on cookies

 

[VoidKitten]

They are really good. So good in fact Future goes in on his days off and spends his paycheck from there on cookies

Ah. Consumerism of employees at its finest

 

[Listo95]

They are really good. So good in fact Future goes in on his days off and spends his paycheck from there on cookies

Sadly Granny Kira knows Listo's cookies are the best.

 

[MTR]

They also have cookie bot vending machines and shakes.

 

[VoidKitten]

They also have cookie bot vending machines and shakes.

Welp. You had me at cookie bot vending machine.

 

[MTR]

Ah. Consumerism of employees at its finest

Yup. We have to remind him he has a trip to pay for in January,.

 

[Listo95]

They also have cookie bot vending machines and shakes.

Sadly the forces of Hell would destroy those. They could never destroy Listo's cookies.

 

[MTR]

Welp. You had me at cookie bot vending machine.

Yeah that is how it got started. During pandemic the owner worked with a company in Japan and designed a cookie bot and then eventually add the store front in our neighborhood and has expanded out to a few more store fronts and I think one or two more cookie bots

 

[MTR]

Pretty sure Diva plans on bring cookies to the Rumble meetup.....

 

[Foxxi]

Pretty sure Diva plans on bring cookies to the Rumble meetup.....

!!!! Cookies?

 

[VoidKitten]

Pretty sure Diva plans on bring cookies to the Rumble meetup.....

I think both Diva and Future said they were bringing them. So double cookies.

 

[Foxxi]

I want rock to offer me cookies. He's been mean to me all game.

 

[llettuce]

I can make cookies, but they aren't professional. Don't have the same pizzazz as those apple pie cookies

 

[llettuce]

My snickerdoodles are fucking good though, I've started doing cinnamon apple sauce instead of egg fucking delish

 

[llettuce]

If only I could master those stupid gooey butter cookies for rumble, some stl charm alas they never have the right texture

 

[rock meets hard place]

I want rock to offer me cookies. He's been mean to me all game.

no cookies unless you hammer mtr

 

[Foxxi]

no cookies unless you hammer mtr

That's not a very enticing cookie offer.
Vote: Matthieu

 

[Mazer]

Matt (5)-voidkitten, llettuce, mtr, LDG, Night
mtr (3)-listo, matt, rock,

That's a hammer

 

[Mazer]

The Forces of Evil had laid everything on their plan to win over Jennifer Lawrence. It was a bold move. She seemed angelic. But she did suplex the shit out of that guy in No Hard Feelings.

Could she do so now?

The whole battle relied on her choice.

Jennifer Lawrence smiled. Love radiated in her eyes. Then her face turned and she screamed at toothless.

Matt has been eliminated.

He was Toothless-Town ON Tracker


With the evil of Jennifer Lawrence, the Robot Devil was now too strong. The Elusive Man , now under the control of the Reapers, began to assimilate organic life. BAP and the Stray Kids were forced to sign over their rights. Which the Corporate Music Tycoon licensed to Blake Shelton to produce covers of. Mom bought out the Moon, and charged a viewing fee every time somone looked up into the night sky. Flemeth sucked the vitality from all the developers at BioWare, and used it to fuel her immortality.

And most of evil all, Psycho666Soldier required gimmicking in every mafia game. And most games had a jester. 1 out of 4 had weird vote the gamerunner shit.

Truly hell on Earth had arrived

Congrats Team Scum!

Your cast of characters:

Listo		JOAT	Listo	x	Robot Devil	Godfather	Voidkitten
Mordin Solus	x	Doc	CWE	x	Psycho	JOAT	Psycho
Iron Bull	x	ON Roleblocker	Dreyski	x	Screwtape	Deceiver	Future
Urdknot Wrex	x	En Roleblocker	Krylliam	x	The Illusive Man	bd	Claws
Commander Shepherd	x	COP	Rock	x	Mom	rb	mtr
Jay Baruchel	x	Lynch Driver	Badger	x	Flemeth	BACK-up	LDG
Stray Kids	x	EN Watcher	Crich	x	Corporate Music Tycoon	Killer	lletuce
BAP	x	ON Watcher	Blind Ninja	x
Claws	x	Back-up	Val	x
Toothless	x	ON Tracker	Matt	x
Morrison	x	EN Tracker	Xan	x
Morrigan	x	Town Chameleon	Robo	x
Liara	x	Messenger *bonded with Shepard	Grumpy	x
Jackie Daytona	x	Hider/Variant	Jarrod	x
The Warden	x	JOAT	Tildey	x
Jennifer Lawrence	Lurker Killer/Stman -Neutral	Nightingale	x

Epilogue

But even in the darkest night........there is hope.

For as the Robot Devil let his demons roam free.....one demon walked alone.








She looked at the barren ground. The colorlessness angered her. She knew that Listo was a kind soul. But taking back the Earth would require something else. She would need to strike fear in the devil himself. And only terror would accomplish this task.

So the LemonDemonGirl started her trek into Robot Hell. She would free Listo. She would free Emma Watson. Together they would redeem the Earth from the forces of Hell, The Robot Devil, and Jennifer Lawrence.



Come back this December for:

The LemonDemonGirl saves Christmas from The Devil and Jennifer Lawrence

 

[CWE]

 

[CWE]

Killing Mordin is unforgivable.

 

[Listo95]

Listo believes town was a little underpowered, especially with 7 starting scum.

 

[Blind Ninja]

Imagine that... Voted on scum day 1-3 and got to become a gang bang lightning rod

People talked about looking at legacy, yet didnt touch dead town legacy

 

[PsychoSoldier]

That was really close. Props to the team for holding out as long as we did so we could try to stall the votes. I tried to be fancy with it, but it clearly wasn't happening lol.

Great job to town, too. You basically had us all cornered by the time you found me and if our gambit didn't pay off, we would have been fucked. A lot of people who were catching on to the right people at the wrong time.

Also, thanks to Foxxi for playing along with us.

And great game by Mazer. A lot of cool roles and fun flavor as usual. One of the masters at game crafting.

As for Matthieu's claim that this was against the spirit of the game, I strongly disagree. Scum needs to win, and they do so by gaining a vote advantage. And when you have it, you take it and go for the win. As Morrison would say, you play to win as long as it's within the rules, which this was.

Though I'm curious how I was caught considering I was supposed to show up as town through investigation.

Also CRich, you played great and I was happy to play with you. I hope you come back for more

 

[Listo95]

That was really close. Props to the team for holding out as long as we did so we could try to stall the votes. I tried to be fancy with it, but it clearly wasn't happening lol.

Great job to town, too. You basically had us all cornered by the time you found me and if our gambit didn't pay off, we would have been fucked. A lot of people who were catching on to the right people at the wrong time.

Also, thanks to Foxxi for playing along with us.

And great game by Mazer. A lot of cool roles and fun flavor as usual. One of the masters at game crafting.

As for Matthieu's claim that this was against the spirit of the game, I strongly disagree. Scum needs to win, and they do so by gaining a vote advantage. And when you have it, you take it and go for the win. As Morrison would say, you play to win as long as it's within the rules, which this was.

Though I'm curious how I was caught considering I was supposed to show up as town through investigation.

Also CRich, you played great and I was happy to play with you. I hope you come back for more

I had True Cop/Watch. More accurate results.

 

[VoidKitten]

Yeah that gambit was our last play. If that didn't work we were dead. When we used the mass orgy, we didn't realize the targets would then all show as going to BN. Which basically cop checked half the game.

 

[PsychoSoldier]

I had True Cop/Watch. More accurate results.

I figured it might be something like that. Of course it was.

You played excellent Listo. Great star performance for your star game.