Mafia 29: The Killing Itch

[Handium]

I will remember to submit my action next night because now it’s actually important (I may forget again)

 

[VoidKitten]

So now to try not to OMGUS Claws and Xanjori.

Hrmmmm.

 

[VoidKitten]

Also, I really really like Desperado as a role.

 

[VoidKitten]

It tickles my mod brain in all the good ways.

 

[Handium]

I like my role cause it requires strategy on when and who to use it

 

[Matthieu]

Also, I really really like Desperado as a role.

If there's another Desperado they have the possibility to do the funniest thing right now.

 

[Apocaclaws]

Unless like 7 players join today + I decide to move to an actual player instead of sub
There will definitely be room :)

Don’t forget to introduce yourself in the garden grotto lmao

Ill get to that evenually no jigglypuff badge so sad

 

[Apocaclaws]

If there's another Desperado they have the possibility to do the funniest thing right now.

You mean off themselves too

 

[Apocaclaws]

It tickles my mod brain in all the good ways.

Is it cuz your desperate for fun like bn was desperate to shoot you

 

[MTR]

I have the song desperado stuck in my head now.

 

[VoidKitten]

I have the song desperado stuck in my head now.

That was BN's ultimate goal. The bastard.

 

[VoidKitten]

I like my role cause it requires strategy on when and who to use it

You should probably just use it on me. Just to be sure.

 

[VoidKitten]

If there's another Desperado they have the possibility to do the funniest thing right now.

I very briefly considered not saying what desperado was and pretending I had a BPV to see if someone else would shoot me.

But alas, I do like winning.

 

[Handium]

You should probably just use it on me. Just to be sure.

Bold of you to assume it’s desperado vig

 

[MTR]

That was BN's ultimate goal. The bastard.

I know. How dare he

 

[VoidKitten]

So, since two people have claimed having actions. Another killed himself with his action.

3puppies would have no idea if VTs exist because we know of at least 3 power roles.

It would be a bold claim. Not one that is unheard of, but bold.

I tend to lean him town as offensive as his arguments may have been.

 

[VoidKitten]

Bold of you to assume it’s desperado vig

Bold of you to assume I assumed that :D

If you get vanilla if you guess wrong, it makes me believe something has to be used properly. Typically those are town vs scum. But yes, there can be other things.

So whatever it is feel free :D

 

[VoidKitten]

I wanna rock paper scissors someone.

So I can lose to claws again.

 

[Handium]

Well it technically doesn’t need to be used properly but like

You kinda want me to use it properly lmao cause it’s positive for town

 

[MTR]

I was sorting returns and someone returned Desperado on dvd. I can't get away from it.

 

[Val the Moofia Boss]

Did everyone sit on their hands?

No one is going to admit that lest they become a target for scum. Getting the impression that you are fishing here.

 

[Val the Moofia Boss]

RIP Blind Ninja

 

[Val the Moofia Boss]

Vote: Xanjori

 

[3puppies]

No one is going to admit that lest they become a target for scum. Getting the impression that you are fishing here.

Good point. I'm sitting here with no information and no way to get any. I have to rely on what others are saying and doing, and then determine who do I believe?


Oh, you ain't gettin' no younger
Your pain and your hunger
They're drivin' you home
And freedom, oh, freedom
Well, that's just some people talkin'
Your prison is walkin' through this world all alone

 

[Xanjori]

Oh yeah Vals also still a wolf, we should still kill him

And Void you cant OMGUS because I didnt vote you. I just want to punt you off a cliff

 

[VoidKitten]

Oh yeah Vals also still a wolf, we should still kill him

And Void you cant OMGUS because I didnt vote you. I just want to punt you off a cliff

*space

 

[Handium]

Looney tunes mafia

 

[Matthieu]

I just want to punt you off a cliff

That sounds like an act of violence.

 

[Apocaclaws]

Ill show you an act of violence

 

[Apocaclaws]

 

[Mazer]

Short nights arent bastard tho its just what she chose for this game

So, you don't buy into 3puppies' threory, or you do co-sign?

 

[Mazer]

I also meant to ask, did anyone win anything for a fun gif in their first post?

Not me. And I even put mine on theme.

I didn't do much with theme. But still.

 

[Apocaclaws]

So, you don't buy into 3puppies' threory, or you do co-sign?

Oh the old man decides to show up

 

[Mazer]

Did anyone tell Handium that CWE doesn't lie? Ever?

May as well get that out of the way now.

This is true. I know you're thinking that it's probably 99% true. Or that he would never cost his team the game. Or that he would rationalize.

But nope.

Trickiest you'll get is him just saying a role without alignment. That's why I don't ask him his alignment. It takes all the spice out of it. Because, respect the foreplay you fucking mundane once a week motherfuckers.

 

[Mazer]

Oh the old man decides to show up

This game will be the story of an old man, a young man, and life's greatest lesson.

 

[Handium]

 

[Mazer]

Vote: Mazer

Speaking of mundane, once a week.

le sigh.

 

[Mazer]

So, since two people have claimed having actions. Another killed himself with his action.

3puppies would have no idea if VTs exist because we know of at least 3 power roles.

It would be a bold claim. Not one that is unheard of, but bold.

I tend to lean him town as offensive as his arguments may have been.

My current theory is that Blind Ninja shot 3puppies, and that he is in fact vanilla townie.

When mtr posted his boring, and I asked him to rate, I was thinking that mtr was vt as well. All seemed high, but I thought high may be a decent percentage.


Which is why I didn't press 3pups even though he did the "it's only me, sweet novice me" thing he sometimes does when he's scum.

 

[Mazer]

I have the song desperado stuck in my head now.

Why don't you come to your senses?

 

[Mazer]

I was sorting returns and someone returned Desperado on dvd. I can't get away from it.

I remember when that movie came out on vhs (that's right I said VHS). I heard that it had one of the most attractive women ever was in that movie. I started watching, and saw the one villain and thought "Yeah, she's hot but I wouldn't have gone that crazy". And a short time later, Salma Hayek walked onto screen. And my all-time number 1 celebrity crush happened.

 

[Mazer]

@VoidKitten
I see one thing from you I like today. Is your theory on no night kill mechanics related or strategy related.

@Claws
How do you feel about 3puppies?

@3puppies
Same question but regarding claws?

 

[Mazer]

@ForgottenHold

Your old man claimed a boring role, but seems to be a little bit amorphous on his description.

How do you read it?

 

[VoidKitten]

My current theory is that Blind Ninja shot 3puppies, and that he is in fact vanilla townie.

When mtr posted his boring, and I asked him to rate, I was thinking that mtr was vt as well. All seemed high, but I thought high may be a decent percentage.


Which is why I didn't press 3pups even though he did the "it's only me, sweet novice me" thing he sometimes does when he's scum.

Blind Ninja shot me. I read nothing else, in this post, other than this.

I don't know that for sure, but it was extremely clear from his quotes and the convo going on.

 

[VoidKitten]

@VoidKitten
I see one thing from you I like today. Is your theory on no night kill mechanics related or strategy related.

I didn't say there were no night kill mechanics. I said scum may have holstered and that makes me think its more specific players.

...Mazer, are there no night kill mechanics?

 

[VoidKitten]

Rating systems are subjective. One man's boring may be another's fun.

 

[VoidKitten]

@ForgottenHold

Your old man claimed a boring role, but seems to be a little bit amorphous on his description.

How do you read it?

I didn't hate your other posts. I hate this post.

 

[Foxxi]

1 - Matt: Xan(223)
1 - Pups: Void(224)
1 - Mazer: CWE(260)
1 - Xanjori: Val(323)

Not currently voting: Claws, Future, Handium, Matthieu, Mazer, MTR, Pups(227)

 

[VoidKitten]

I like how im voting for the person I said is probably town.

I'm keeping it here on principle until later.

 

[Handium]

Small question here

What do the numbers mean

 

[Handium]

Small question here

What do the numbers mean

Like Val(323)

 

[Mazer]

Blind Ninja shot me. I read nothing else, in this post, other than this.

I don't know that for sure, but it was extremely clear from his quotes and the convo going on.

Really? Shit then

 

[3puppies]

Like Val(323)

post 323 is when val voted for xan

 

[Mazer]

I didn't hate your other posts. I hate this post.

You're not supposed to be sitting at the kids' table.

 

[Mazer]

I didn't say there were no night kill mechanics. I said scum may have holstered and that makes me think its more specific players.

...Mazer, are there no night kill mechanics?

I didn't say you did.

I'll reword "Is your theory on no night kills related to". And I was asking as it stood then.

 

[Mazer]

Rating systems are subjective. One man's boring may be another's fun.

Thank you, future and/or mtr.

 

[MTR]

Thank you, future and/or mtr.

I mean he is our future son-in-law so close enough.

 

[VoidKitten]

You're not supposed to be sitting at the kids' table.

I always sat at the kids table at thanksgiving. It was much more fun that the adult table.

 

[Mazer]

I can help.

Im sorry in advance if these screws us.

Ok, I missed this one.

 

[Mazer]

I mean he is our future son-in-law so close enough.

Does that outrank a current uncle?

Because I can remove him from the Spaghetti Factory dinners faster than he can blink. And he turned down the family trip in January.

 

[MTR]

I remember when that movie came out on vhs (that's right I said VHS). I heard that it had one of the most attractive women ever was in that movie. I started watching, and saw the one villain and thought "Yeah, she's hot but I wouldn't have gone that crazy". And a short time later, Salma Hayek walked onto screen. And my all-time number 1 celebrity crush happened.

I still have a couple vcr's laying around in the basement. May even have some VHS tapes somewhere.

Not going to lie I don't think I ever watched Desperado.

 

[Mazer]

I still have a couple vcr's laying around in the basement. May even have some VHS tapes somewhere.

Not going to lie I don't think I ever watched Desperado.

Another Desperado to get stuck in your head.


The Queen of Hearts is always your best bet.

 

[MTR]

Does that outrank a current uncle?

Because I can remove him from the Spaghetti Factory dinners faster than he can blink. And he turned down the family trip in January.

I would say current uncle out ranks future son-in-law.

Everyone is dropping out of the road trip. It may just be me and you.

 

[VoidKitten]

I would say current uncle out ranks future son-in-law.

Everyone is dropping out of the road trip. It may just be me and you.

Vote: MTR

 

[MTR]

Vote: MTR

I figured you would do that as soon as I said that.

 

[Mazer]

VK has dangerous emotional turns. I'm vetting this out before I sign off on any wedding, I can tell you that much.

And if it does go through, there WILL be a pre-nup.

 

[MTR]

All this wedding talk. Reminds me.

Where are you @ForgottenHold ? Forget about the game again?

 

[3puppies]

I think Blind shot Void as well.

I don't trust Claws, but there's nothing specific I can point to about it. I really don't trust anyone, though I have a decent feeling about MTR and probably Void.

 

[Mazer]

Yeah, I missed a post. I saw he was on you, and not the later. Sometimes a fuck up as I'm posting, replying, and reading recent replies in a non-sequitur manner. If I'm more disciplined, keeping my replies in a separate window is better.

 

[VoidKitten]

I, too, like to overexplain something I already explained.

 

[VoidKitten]

VK has dangerous emotional turns.

Accurate. Very accurate.

 

[3puppies]

@CWE, before you get plastered for the evening, care to share any thoughts? Is your gut still on the crafty Mazer?

@MTR, now that Future's birthday has passed, is it time to vote on them?

 

[VoidKitten]

@CWE, before you get plastered for the evening, care to share any thoughts? Is your gut still on the crafty Mazer?

@MTR, now that Future's birthday has passed, is it time to vote on them?

Why do you trust MTR? If you mentioned it and I missed it, oops

 

[Mazer]

I, too, like to overexplain something I already explained.

No you don't

 

[Apocaclaws]

let birthday yeet future

 

[Apocaclaws]

Vote: future

 

[Matthieu]

Why are you voting for Future when you could vote for Present or Past instead, huh?

 

[MTR]

@CWE, before you get plastered for the evening, care to share any thoughts? Is your gut still on the crafty Mazer?

@MTR, now that Future's birthday has passed, is it time to vote on them?

That is more of a day 1 thing unless I get sus of him and well he has barely posted so not sure what to think of him so far

 

[Apocaclaws]

Why are you voting for Future when you could vote for Present or Past instead, huh?

oh you

 

[CWE]

Speaking of mundane, once a week.

le sigh.

Well where else am I supposed to vote?
No scum kills. So I can't guess at the culprit.
No Psycho. So that votes gone.
No . So I can't vote .

...

Missionary works for some people dammit!!!

 

[CWE]

@CWE, before you get plastered for the evening, care to share any thoughts? Is your gut still on the crafty Mazer?

@MTR, now that Future's birthday has passed, is it time to vote on them?

I called in sick to work with a bad back (damn old age).

Guess it is time for a shot...

 

[CWE]

I'll sit on Mazer while I review the thread. My vote is very movable right now.

 

[CWE]

Why are you voting for Future when you could vote for Present or Past instead, huh?

We need a tomato throwing emoji...

 

[Apocaclaws]

@VoidKitten
I see one thing from you I like today. Is your theory on no night kill mechanics related or strategy related.

@Claws
How do you feel about 3puppies?

@3puppies
Same question but regarding claws?

Idk seems like typical 3puppies

 

[3puppies]

Votes are spread out, and I have several meetings, plus both a dentist appointment and a doctor visit today. I won't have much time to check in today, so I will vote now in the interest of getting information.

I share CWE's gut feel, at the time he voted, that Mazer seemed to be putting in minimal effort. A little less of a feeling now, not enough for me to want to vote there.

I feel better about MTR than I did initially, but I recognize that I overanalyze things too often, and can change from a "wonder about" to convince myself there's more there. So I am stepping away from him

Looking around at the others, Future and Xan seem to be the low effort players this phase.

I don't feel strongly, but with respect to BlindNinja's wisdom, it's worth the risk of trading a low effort potential townie for information that will be important later.

Vote: Future

 

[ForgottenHold]

@ForgottenHold

Your old man claimed a boring role, but seems to be a little bit amorphous on his description.

How do you read it?

Sus, sorry I’ve been busy-ish. But it’s suspicious. I mean it could be boring like bodyguard or some hard to use role.

If we want to talk boring, I got the most boring role, or as MTR would say, a -5 on the boring scale.

But I have my eyes on him

 

[MTR]

You decided to join us finally I see.

 

[ForgottenHold]

You decided to join us finally I see.

I was going to last night but then I had a panic attack at work

 

[MTR]

Bodyguard is not a boring role by the way. You are protecting people. I am not protecting people or investigating people but not vanilla either.

 

[MTR]

I was going to last night but then I had a panic attack at work

 

[ForgottenHold]

Bodyguard is not a boring role by the way. You are protecting people. I am not protecting people or investigating people but not vanilla either.

What happens if somebody visits you?

 

[CWE]

Unvote: Mazer
Vote: MTR

Sounds like a REASON. Not an excuse.

There's s difference...

 

[MTR]

What happens if somebody visits you?

Not going to find me. No one wants to visit me anyway. I am a terrible housekeeper.

 

[MTR]

Unvote: Mazer
Vote: MTR

Sounds like a REASON. Not an excuse.

There's s difference...

He had all day before he went into work and the panic attack happened at the end of his shift.

That being said Future knows I am teasing him about using the panic attack as excuse before anyone jumps me for making light of mental health.

 

[CWE]

A likely story?

 

[Foxxi]

2 - Future: Claws(375), Pups(384)
2 - MTR: Void(363), CWE(391)
1 - Matt: Xan(223)
1 - Xanjori: Val(323)

Not currently voting: Future, Handium, Matthieu, Mazer, MTR

About 6.5 hours remain in Day 2

 

[MTR]

Hmmm...need some movement if we are going to get a yeet in. Don't really want to go Future at the moment. So going to pick one of the other two that have votes via coin flip.

Vote: Xanjori

 

[Apocaclaws]

He had all day before he went into work and the panic attack happened at the end of his shift.

That being said Future knows I am teasing him about using the panic attack as excuse before anyone jumps me for making light of mental health.

Panic attacks are for sissys

 

[Apocaclaws]

Hmmm...need some movement if we are going to get a yeet in. Don't really want to go Future at the moment. So going to pick one of the other two that have votes via coin flip.

Vote: Xanjori

No1 yeets thanly but me >=[
Unvote:
Vote: mtr

 

[MTR]

Panic attacks are for sissys

sigh

 

[MTR]

No1 yeets thanly but me >=[
Unvote:
Vote: mtr

Honestly it would be silly to vote for me at this point if you pay attention.