The Sexiest Mafian Ever: The Mafian

[Matthieu]

Please trust me, Grumpy. Help me, help you.

I want to descend from the sky and smile at you, carefully wrapping a BPV around you to help the fight against whatever nasties are present in this game.

 

[GrumpyCat]

Ok sure what do you need. There are going to be roleblocks and doctor at night, why would you need BPV on top of that lol.
If ppl thing you are scum you will just get yeetd. better play for iron colar or something ;p

 

[MitchRapp]

So are we gonna yeet LDG then or?

 

[GrumpyCat]

Most votes players goes out. I assume 4+ scum here so having top train on less than 4 seems wrong.

 

[GrumpyCat]

Any vote counts? dont see any on discord

 

[Matthieu]

Ok sure what do you need. There are going to be roleblocks and doctor at night, why would you need BPV on top of that lol.
If ppl thing you are scum you will just get yeetd. better play for iron colar or something ;p

The more posts someone likes, the higher the chance of receiving a BPV.

It's engagement bait - clever, actually, since even despite it being present there's still people who are not showing up and weighing in at all who are going to feel very silly when they miss out.

The 'safest' way is to just go through the entire thread and like every possible post. If you don't want to do that, which is admittedly mind numbing, simply liking a handful on the current page will at least qualify you for a chance at one.

We also can't rely solely on standard roles in a role madness game. Sure, we might get lucky with role blocks and protects but we don't know exactly what we're dealing with as opposition.

 

[Matthieu]

So are we gonna yeet LDG then or?

Morrison gets my, uh, literal vote.

LDG has at least bothered to show up.

 

[Foxxi]

2 - LDG: BN(9), Mitch(79)
2 - Morri: Matt(153), CWE(179)
1 - Mitch: Val(5)
1 - Matt: Xan(14)
1 - Xan: Psych(19)
1 - BN: Void(27)
1 - Sleep: LDG(53)
1 - Future: MTR(93)
1 - Void: Claws(113)
1 - MTR: Future(115)

Not Voting: Jarrod, listo, Morri, Grumpy(88)

 

[GrumpyCat]

You think 5 post 1 vote requrement is a lie?

 

[GrumpyCat]

Oh ok its like inactivity vig thing and not VKs "modkill" thing i get it.

 

[GrumpyCat]

Morrison is a returning player, cant help you for now sry buddy.

 

[MTR]

@ForgottenHold did you forget you were playing after voting me?

@morrison where you at buddy?

 

[GrumpyCat]

Vote: LDG

 

[MitchRapp]

Everybody in, we are voting for LDG.

 

[GrumpyCat]

Come on hop on. Thets usefull vote count analysis stuff. Listo is going to do it nott me so nothing to worry about.

 

[CWE]

Morrison is a returning player, cant help you for now sry buddy.

So if mafia was Jarrod, Psycho, Morrison and VK...would you refuse to hang an evil on day 1?

IDGAF on "returning". I vote most sus in my eyes. Or meme vote if certain names show up...

 

[GrumpyCat]

BN and Xan were n1 kills so not them either. I would give them day 1 yes. its day1

 

[Xanjori]

How long we got left on day?

 

[Xanjori]

BN and Xan were n1 kills so not them either. I would give them day 1 yes. its day1

wow, how about the fact Im ridiculously towny, why isnt that your main reason?

 

[GrumpyCat]

I am ridiculously towny too. Why are you asking me such questions, take a break ;P

 

[GrumpyCat]

How is that funny? I am the main character. Vote me i cant fight back :>

 

[LemonDemonGirl]

Imagine if we were all secretly celebrities in real life and we assumed online personas to escape the gaze of unhinged fans and the media.

I'm too stupid to be a celebrity

 

[Claws]

Which one of you losers has a bpv so i can shoot and waste my life

 

[LemonDemonGirl]

You "people" are full of shit

 

[Claws]

I'm too stupid to be a celebrity

Theres a ton of stupid celebs take music away from tswift and shes litterly nothing shes not smart ppl just like her singing voice

 

[Claws]

So are we gonna yeet LDG then or?

Nah

 

[MitchRapp]

Nah

Ill see you tonight then.

 

[GrumpyCat]

Which one of you losers has a bpv so i can shoot and waste my life

If you shoot me you are insane XD

 

[Claws]

Ill see you tonight then.

Why me

 

[Claws]

Doesnt surpise me tho lol you pick me first 90% the time

 

[Claws]

If you shoot me you are insane XD

 

[Xanjori]

You can try using a BPV but Ive got a grenade launcher, so gl

 

[Claws]

You can try using a BPV but Ive got a grenade launcher, so gl

What no bomb you sissy

 

[Claws]

 

[Matthieu]

Morrison is a returning player, cant help you for now sry buddy.

The gentleman's agreement only applies to players who bother to show up and engage.

 

[MitchRapp]

Why me

Because you are not falling in line.

 

[GrumpyCat]

Does it? Engagement is your thing it was never a part of it.
If you get 2 others that confirm this i could reevaluate.

 

[Matthieu]

Does it? Engagement is your thing it was never a part of it.
If you get 2 others that confirm this i could reevaluate.

I understand, he's your scum buddy and you'll argue in favour of keeping him around.

 

[MitchRapp]

Yeah I am not following. Pressing like isn't adding anything to the game.

 

[Matthieu]

Yeah I am not following. Pressing like isn't adding anything to the game.

Picture this:

A role madness game with a gift giver role that can give out BPV's and other goodies so long as certain qualifiers are met and as an incentive to tackle the dire plague of low effort/minimal/zero participation that has been impacting recent games.

 

[GrumpyCat]

Are you santa claws again?

 

[Matthieu]

Are you santa claws again?

No.

 

[MitchRapp]

Picture this:

A role madness game with a gift giver role that can give out BPV's and other goodies so long as certain qualifiers are met and as an incentive to tackle the dire plague of low effort/minimal/zero participation that has been impacting recent games.

But my point is liking posts does not increase the participation.

 

[Claws]

Because you are not falling in line.

Da fuck does that meeN mr agenda

 

[Matthieu]

But my point is liking posts does not increase the participation.

I assume it's experimental.

 

[Claws]

Are you santa claws again?

Hoe hoe hoes

 

[Listo95]

Might I remind people that due to section 65, subsection D no weapons are allowed on the premises. Also according to section 2 subsection R no talk of Christmas may occur before November 29th this year. Failure to comply will result in fines and me calling the MOA police.

 

[Claws]

I put together an eletric fireplace today and lets say its not my best work

 

[Matthieu]

Might I remind people that due to section 65, subsection D no weapons are allowed on the premises. Also according to section 2 subsection R no talk of Christmas may occur before November 29th this year. Failure to comply will result in fines and me calling the MOA police.

The Christmas lights are already up in my town.

 

[Claws]

Might I remind people that due to section 65, subsection D no weapons are allowed on the premises. Also according to section 2 subsection R no talk of Christmas may occur before November 29th this year. Failure to comply will result in fines and me calling the MOA police.

My manager will call your manager

 

[Claws]

The Christmas lights are already up in my town.

Mine too for like a month now lol

 

[Matthieu]

It's supposed to snow here next week, too. Though we'll see if it actually does and if it sticks around and doesn't melt immediately.

 

[MTR]

Might I remind people that due to section 65, subsection D no weapons are allowed on the premises. Also according to section 2 subsection R no talk of Christmas may occur before November 29th this year. Failure to comply will result in fines and me calling the MOA police.

I agree with this.

 

[Listo95]

The Christmas lights are already up in my town.

Mine too for like a month now lol

Failure to comply results in a $600 fine each.

 

[Listo95]

My manager will call your manager

I am the president of the MOA so I am the only one you can talk to. Oh you all didn’t vote for me? To bad. The MOA who is just me voted myself in.

 

[Claws]

Failure to comply results in a $600 fine each.

Sum1 has to fund your wow tokens lol

 

[GrumpyCat]

I used to sell prepaid cards for gold in wotk and cata times.

Never did anything with wowtokens whatsoever. this shit broke the game ;D

 

[Claws]

I actually didnt read is d1 a yeet or who we think is the sexyiest

 

[GrumpyCat]

Yeet I guess.
Idk if ldg is the sexyiest. Got sexxy photos? You can win this ><

 

[GrumpyCat]

How boy now i am not only mean but creepy too ;D

 

[Claws]

How boy now i am not only mean but creepy too ;D

Pervy cat

 

[Matthieu]

I actually didnt read is d1 a yeet or who we think is the sexyiest

Votes are for eliminating someone or sleeping.
Likes are for the chance to acquire goodies such as a BPV.

 

[Claws]

Sleeping is for non sexy mafians

 

[Claws]

Just saying

 

[GrumpyCat]

Pervy cat

Excuse me I am into ordinary things like hardcore-soft furry porn at most. Thats just a ripe lemon eeeew

 

[Claws]

 

[GrumpyCat]

If it stays like this whats what is going to happen i guess.

And noone wants to do anything about it? Maybe it is not close to eod yet

 

[MitchRapp]

If it stays like this LDG will go out.

 

[GrumpyCat]

Such tragedy

 

[Matthieu]

If it stays like this LDG will go out.

Since you're a man of action by your own decree that means your sworn enemy is a man of inaction, therefore your vote should be on Morrison!

 

[MitchRapp]

 

[Claws]

Morrison is always like this generally even more quiet if hes a good town role id know ive yeeted him over this tons and regretted it

 

[MitchRapp]

@LemonDemonGirl care to make a real vote before the deadline?

 

[Matthieu]

He's scum this game, though.

 

[Claws]

He's scum this game, though.

You think so

 

[Mazer]

3 - LDG: BN(9), Mitch(79), GC
2 - Morri: Matt(153), CWE(179)
1 - Mitch: Val(5)
1 - Matt: Xan(14)
1 - Xan: Psych(19)
1 - BN: Void(27)
1 - Sleep: LDG(53)
1 - Future: MTR(93)
1 - Void: Claws(113)
1 - MTR: Future(115)

Not voting: We refuse to acknowledge you, just as you refuse to acknowledge democracy.

 

[MTR]

The slackers

 

[Matthieu]

You think so

Yes and if you vote him you'll clear Queen Ansurek next time you fight her.

 

[Xanjori]

I actually dunno where I want to vote here.

I can't decide if Matts kinda towny or just off his rocker

 

[Xanjori]

Flash wagon Pysco?

 

[Xanjori]

Vote: ldg

For now, but I'm still deciding

 

[Matthieu]

I can't decide if Matts kinda towny or just off his rocker

I present a third option:

 

[morrison]

im here you fuckin fucks, lemme finish getting caught up on all the DIARRHEA MOUTH.

 

[Val the Moofia Boss]

Just in time. I was about to vote you to tie you with LDG.

 

[LemonDemonGirl]

Might I remind people that due to section 65, subsection D no weapons are allowed on the premises. Also according to section 2 subsection R no talk of Christmas may occur before November 29th this year. Failure to comply will result in fines and me calling the MOA police.

Sorry, Mariah Carey is defrosting as we speak

 

[LemonDemonGirl]

@LemonDemonGirl care to make a real vote before the deadline?

Of course.
Vote: MitchRapp
See you in hell.

 

[morrison]

Just in time. I was about to vote you to tie you with LDG.

 

[LemonDemonGirl]

This shit happens EVERY. SINGLE FUCKING. GAME. And you going to complain that your face is being eaten by leopards next?

 

[Xanjori]

This shit happens EVERY. SINGLE FUCKING. GAME. And you going to complain that your face is being eaten by leopards next?

WHat is it that happens every single game?

 

[Listo95]

I saw this person put their leaves in a pile, not a bag.

Vote: Claws

 

[MTR]

im here you fuckin fucks, lemme finish getting caught up on all the DIARRHEA MOUTH.

 

[MitchRapp]

This shit happens EVERY. SINGLE FUCKING. GAME. And you going to complain that your face is being eaten by leopards next?

Whats the difference between a leopard, a cheetah and a jaguar?

 

[ForgottenHold]

@ForgottenHold did you forget you were playing after voting me?

@morrison where you at buddy?

I did

 

[ForgottenHold]

It’s day 1, I don’t have reads. My bad for forgetting, got occupied

 

[ForgottenHold]

Anyways I had to get a vote in, I probably won’t get posts in today though

 

[Claws]

He's scum this game, though.

Yes and if you vote him you'll clear Queen Ansurek next time you fight her.

Highly doubt this

 

[Claws]

I saw this person put their leaves in a pile, not a bag.

Vote: Claws

Lol what i 100% brown bag everything

 

[Mazer]

Little less than 3 hours left

 

[Blind Ninja]

I saw this person put their leaves in a pile, not a bag.

Vote: Claws

Whats the purpose of putting them in a pile if you dont jump in it at least once?

Personally think is we CFD anyone, we do it to the MOA president who is tossing out fines to people. MOA is the worst

 

[Blind Ninja]

@morrison I see you've made an appearance... Have you caught up and have any opinions on the day?