Mafia 8: The Palate Cleanser

[Xanjori]

FML I didnt realise this was a majority yeet only game

 

[VoidKitten]

Ill consider it if you do

I have no issues claiming and was already planning to if I was actually put up for yeet.

Though, my hints should be more than obvious.

 

[Claws]

I dont see dem "hints"

 

[Claws]

Im a busy cat tho

 

[VoidKitten]

Im a busy cat tho

It is in what I'm saying and doing. Not necessarily a breadcrumb hint at what I am.

Though that is easy as its five letters. (Not, it isn't Mafia)

 

[Claws]

Your 3rd player

 

[Claws]

I cant math

 

[Claws]

 

[VoidKitten]

Your 3rd player

I have no idea how you got that from what I said :D

 

[Claws]

I am 3p 5 letters

 

[Claws]

CLearly i gots you

 

[VoidKitten]

I am 3p 5 letters

Lmao. At least now I understand how you got there.

That is not what I was referring to. It was a reference to my role not alignment

 

[VoidKitten]

That being said 2 hours left.

Me thinks we will end up in a no yeet situation unless people show up.

 

[Claws]

Worried are ya

 

[rock meets hard place]

ewww crumbs

 

[VoidKitten]

Worried are ya

Not in the slightest.

 

[VoidKitten]

ewww crumbs

You will take my breadcrumbs and like it.

 

[rock meets hard place]

"let them eat breadcrumbs."-voidkitten 2023

 

[Claws]

Who else is playing hmm

 

[VoidKitten]

"let them eat breadcrumbs."-voidkitten 2023

That would be more historically accurate than what was originally said.

 

[Claws]

Better then cum buddys -bloodfox 2017

 

[VoidKitten]

Better then cum buddys -bloodfox 2017

Lmfao.

Ah this shit was classic. Definitely not 2017, but classic none the less.

 

[rock meets hard place]

no one. half the site didn't sign up b/c they all have a fetish for crazy games. that Richard guy might have been like "F this site"

 

[Blind Ninja]

Rock can survive today.

I will laugh if he dies... Even though it would paint a target on me

 

[Blind Ninja]

Better then cum buddys -bloodfox 2017

Good old Floodbox

 

[Claws]

Nah cr will come back for tol

 

[VoidKitten]

I will laugh if he dies... Even though it would paint a target on me

Stop stealing my joke. I said I was killing him and it would look bad for me. It's my choice.

Get your own schtick.

 

[rock meets hard place]

girls, girls


you are both pretty.

 

[VoidKitten]

The heart react shows where my true heart lies.

 

[Claws]

Whens day end?

 

[Claws]

Whats maj

 

[VoidKitten]

Whens day end?

9:00 ET. So a bit under 2 hours.

 

[VoidKitten]

Whats maj

8

 

[rock meets hard place]

although I'd do Satsu/BN before Void although I do dislike Void defending half the scum team but could just be bad reads.

 

[Val the Moofia Boss]

Unvote: Xanjori

Vote: Voidkitten

 

[Listo95]

Stop stealing my joke. I said I was killing him and it would look bad for me. It's my choice.

Get your own schtick.

Let us consult da spirits for the so-called “schticks”.

 

[Claws]

although I'd do Satsu/BN before Void although I do dislike Void defending half the scum team but could just be bad reads.

Vk will bus any teamate d1

 

[VoidKitten]

Let us consult da spirits for the so-called “schticks”.

You're schtick is perfectly acceptable. And encouraged.

 

[VoidKitten]

Vk will bus any teamate d1

This man does not lie.

Though one game I didn't. I regretted it, but I didn't.

 

[VoidKitten]

although I'd do Satsu/BN before Void although I do dislike Void defending half the scum team but could just be bad reads.

My reads have a money-back guarantee*.

*no guarantee exists.

 

[Claws]

Vk is basically venom

 

[VoidKitten]

So am I bussing Claws as my teammate then today? *ponders*

 

[Claws]

Oh look another 5 letters

 

[rock meets hard place]

I once played with a player and her "meta" was to bus her buddies so one game she defended them all and threw alot of ppl off.

 

[Claws]

So am I bussing Claws as my teammate then today? *ponders*

No i was correctling rock

 

[VoidKitten]

I once played with a player and her "meta" was to bus her buddies so one game she defended them all and threw alot of ppl off.

That was basically me that one game. I usually bus my teammates. But I didn't bus...was it Claws? or someone for one reason or another. Maybe MTR. I can't remember. And i regretted it. I wanted to bus, but I didn't want to get them yeeted for once.

A good early scum yeet can carry you so far as scum. So. So far.

 

[Blind Ninja]

girls, girls


you are both pretty.

I know im ugly, no need to lie to me

 

[rock meets hard place]

Future.

though that was more due to the iffy setup and the lack of WIM on this site.

 

[rock meets hard place]

just b/c your DM is goon doesn't mean you are ugly.

 

[Claws]

That was basically me that one game. I usually bus my teammates. But I didn't bus...was it Claws? or someone for one reason or another. Maybe MTR. I can't remember. And i regretted it. I wanted to bus, but I didn't want to get them yeeted for once.

A good early scum yeet can carry you so far as scum. So. So far.

You gotta be me tho recruute foxxi get badger sac and then bleed your last teamate on your way out

 

[VoidKitten]

Future.

though that was more due to the iffy setup and the lack of WIM on this site.

Future was not intended to be a bus at all. But once Badger came in it was needed.

OH WAIT. BADGER. Where is Badger? Why is Badger not here? This is unlike him.

 

[VoidKitten]

That being said, idw yeet him today. I killed him N1 last game. Let the man play.

 

[VoidKitten]

About an hour and a half left.

 

[Claws]

Its the final countdown brought to you by voidkitten

 

[VoidKitten]

Its the final countdown brought to you by voidkitten

 

[rock meets hard place]

it is funny to see ppl online but not posting lol

 

[Matthieu]

I'm staying put.

 

[Matthieu]

Too much weirdness around Void for me to think he's scum and I don't like voting for people if I think they're town.

 

[VoidKitten]

it is funny to see ppl online but not posting lol

I love staring that that. Not to use it to form reads, but seeing stuff like that is so funny.

It also lets me watch when Listo pops online and swears up and down that he doesn't.

 

[Claws]

Vk is usually the go ahead and lynch me d1 snackfrice type why not now

 

[rock meets hard place]

I mean, some people are into voyeurism.

 

[Claws]

As town

 

[VoidKitten]

As town

I really do that as scum because I know no one ever takes me up on that offer. When have I ever let myself be yeeted as town? Never.

 

[Claws]

YOu have before

 

[rock meets hard place]

When, if, I run a game on this site I will prob do last wills, while its looking like a no lynch, what our your final reads/thoughts on the game, claws?

 

[VoidKitten]

And I am having major deju vu now with this conversation with Claws.

We had this convo in a game before and I can't remember what his alignment was then :D

 

[Claws]

Never say never

 

[VoidKitten]

YOu have before

I have never been misyeeted in my life of playing Mafia. Except the one game where it was forced on me by mechanics. So never*

 

[Claws]

When, if, I run a game on this site I will prob do last wills, while its looking like a no lynch, what our your final reads/thoughts on the game, claws?

Games boring ppl suck and i am out of cookies im all for a cfd on mtr tho that sussy baka

 

[rock meets hard place]

When have I ever let myself be yeeted as town? Never.

so when you said that you didn't might being the days yeet was that a not town claim?

 

[Claws]

I have never been misyeeted in my life of playing Mafia. Except the one game where it was forced on me by mechanics. So never*

Well could happen today with that attitude

 

[VoidKitten]

Well could happen today with that attitude

Is that you admitting you know I'm town?

 

[Claws]

No thats me saying ppl might yeet you to be spiteful

 

[VoidKitten]

so when you said that you didn't might being the days yeet was that a not town claim?

That is really reading hard into that which I can appreciate, but no.

What he was referring to is when I say over and over "go ahead yeet me guys. You're wrong but yeet me. My flip will prove it and here are my last thoughts"

 

[Claws]

Like when i said ive never been d1d as the joker and then all of a sudden every1 says fuck that and votes me

 

[VoidKitten]

No thats me saying ppl might yeet you to be spiteful

That is always a possibility. I think people are actually coming around to the fact that I am not scum this go around.

 

[Matthieu]

Sleep is still a viable option.

 

[VoidKitten]

Like when i said ive never been d1d as the joker and then all of a sudden every1 says fuck that and votes me

I still feel bad about that.

 

[rock meets hard place]

void isn't going to get lynched and neither are you with no one playing.

 

[VoidKitten]

Sleep is still a viable option.

Sleep is forced on us if we don't hit majority anyway. Why vote for it?

 

[Listo95]

I love staring that that. Not to use it to form reads, but seeing stuff like that is so funny.

It also lets me watch when Listo pops online and swears up and down that he doesn't.

Da spirits be doing it. I be havin no control ovr dat.

 

[Claws]

TBh im for giving you a shot and moving to mtr

 

[Claws]

But who knows we likely sleep anyways

 

[rock meets hard place]

Why even vote sleep? if the game doesn't hit majority then its just a no lynch anyways. Matt and his sleep fetish.

 

[Matthieu]

Sleep is forced on us if we don't hit majority anyway. Why vote for it?

It's very satisfying.

 

[VoidKitten]

It's very satisfying.

 

[rock meets hard place]

That is always a possibility. I think people are actually coming around to the fact that I am not scum this go around.

im not sure if thats really the case or if there's just a lack of opinion.

 

[VoidKitten]

im not sure if thats really the case or if there's just a lack of opinion.

Fair point.

 

[VoidKitten]

TBh im for giving you a shot and moving to mtr

If people would actually be around and vote MTR, I'd join it. I doubt there will be when I don't even see us getting another 3.

 

[rock meets hard place]

i wouldn't really be surprised if this was a scum win since we'll never be able to vote for anyone.

 

[VoidKitten]

i wouldn't really be surprised if this was a scum win since we'll never be able to vote for anyone.

Historically, we usually hit majority each day after the first.

Rarely it happens two days in a row because of no direction.

 

[rock meets hard place]

Blind Ninja is still not voting

 

[Matthieu]

A friend once bet me £25 that I couldn't make him laugh and I whipped out a Snicker's bar, lowered my voice and slowly peeled the wrapper back until the 'ridge' was revealed and said 'look at the veins on that willy'.

I won the bet that day.

 

[VoidKitten]

A friend once bet me £25 that I couldn't make him laugh and I whipped out a Snicker's bar, lowered my voice and slowly peeled the wrapper back until the 'ridge' was revealed and said 'look at the veins on that willy'.

I won the bet that day.

Is Snickers what you call your penis?

 

[rock meets hard place]

just the sound girls make when they see it

 

[Matthieu]

Is Snickers what you call your penis?

Nah, I call it my bang baton.

 

[VoidKitten]

Nah, I call it my bang baton.

God that needs to be your tagline on your dagger sig. Lmao

 

[Matthieu]

just the sound girls make when they see it

I've had a fair few girls go after my willy, actually. Quite enthusiastically.

Alas, I had to gently let them down by virtue of being gay.

 

[rock meets hard place]

their loss

 

[Matthieu]

Also sorry to @Nightingale for the turn the thread took.