Mafia 8: The Palate Cleanser

[CWE]

 

[Crackleslap]

Listo is one shot away in my book

 

[Listo95]

Listo is one shot away in my book

Madame Listo is not pleased about dis.

 

[Crackleslap]

Your edified elegance is entirely egregious

 

[Badger]

Da spirits be afraid of dat one dere. Dey wan’ not’ing to do wit him.

Well I don’t agree with the vodka spirits either.

 

[Blind Ninja]

Da spirits are talking to me! Dey are saying dat da Rocky one and da… cow? are evil spirits!

which one are you calling cow?

 

[Blind Ninja]

Well I don’t agree with the vodka spirits either.

thats why you need the rum or tequila spirits

 

[VoidKitten]

which one are you calling cow?

I'd have to assume Val, the actual cow.

 

[Blind Ninja]

I'd have to assume Val, the actual cow.

true... foxxi not putting the full name of Moofia boss threw me. But this makes sense

 

[Listo95]

Well I don’t agree with the vodka spirits either.

thats why you need the rum or tequila spirits

Madame Listo does not use any of dose fake spirits. Madame Listo speaks to da real ones.

 

[Badger]

thats why you need the rum or tequila spirits

I could sure use some Dark Matter right about now.

 

[Blind Ninja]

I could sure use some Dark Matter right about now.

Sounds like some fun

 

[Blind Ninja]

Madame Listo does not use any of dose fake spirits. Madame Listo speaks to da real ones.

Those are real spirits... Just a different type of spirit :)

 

[Claws]

Welcome to Madame Listo’s shop where all your needs can be met with the forsaken.

dear lord did he rand a item vendor/fruit vendor if so we gotta d1 him as it tradition

 

[Claws]

I am never yeeting Listo.

you gotta its tradition

 

[Blind Ninja]

dear lord did he rand a item vendor/fruit vendor if so we gotta d1 him as it tradition

I thought the d1 tradition was lunching a claimed cop

 

[Mazer]

Vote: Mazer

Easiest. Choice. Ever.

First foxxi can't manage the schedule, so we all have to come in on a Saturday.

Now you're with the laziest shit ever. We're going to be here all day.

Stay out of the break room, and keep your hands out of the cookie jar

 

[VoidKitten]

Lmao. Not yeeting Mazer either.

 

[Mazer]

Clearly you didn't offer Foxxi cookies.

It's good. Goodness forbid you don't keep your checking your discord at home.

Its fine. Nobody needs a life outside of this anyway.

Assembling votes is ESSENTIAL WORK.

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Not that we can expect hazard pay

 

[Mazer]

I thought the d1 tradition was lunching a claimed cop

The only tradition is 5 people doing all the work and then everyone else lurking outside with their smokes.

Tradition.....

Always be careful when people give lip service to tradition, but don't really mean it.....

 

[Claws]

I thought the d1 tradition was lunching a claimed cop

thats also tradition however that ding dong lora isnt here

 

[Mazer]

thats also tradition however that ding dong lora isnt here

Obviously teacher's favorite didn't get called in.

But Obviously there's a couple filthy animals. @Badger, @Claws.....use the 5s system.

I really don't want to wander around looking for things. You know where shit goes.

And you better tell me right now if you took any of the cookies from the fridge.

Just because they're crumbl cookies doesn't mean you don't tell me if you decided to "share"

 

[Blind Ninja]

thats also tradition however that ding dong lora isnt here

True... and with this being a vanilla game, guess we cant expect some grandiose claim by Matt

 

[Blind Ninja]

Obviously teacher's favorite didn't get called in.

But Obviously there's a couple filthy animals. @Badger, @Claws.....use the 5s system.

I really don't want to wander around looking for things. You know where shit goes.

And you better tell me right now if you took any of the cookies from the fridge.

Just because they're crumbl cookies doesn't mean you don't tell me if you decided to "share"

I left the cookies in the fridge, took the ones in the pantry though

 

[Claws]

True... and with this being a vanilla game, guess we cant expect some grandiose claim by Matt

if he has the balls

 

[Blind Ninja]

if he has the balls

It is a foxxi game too... so who knows how bastard it is

 

[Blind Ninja]

The only tradition is 5 people doing all the work and then everyone else lurking outside with their smokes.

Tradition.....

Always be careful when people give lip service to tradition, but don't really mean it.....

You've played with Lora...

He had the habit of d1 claiming cop with a guilty on someone. It ended in his lynch occasionally

 

[Claws]

lora "i am cop please no lynch" and then WE LYNCH HIM and i wanna say theres been quite a few times he is actually the cop lol

 

[Blind Ninja]

lora "i am cop please no lynch" and then WE LYNCH HIM and i wanna say theres been quite a few times he is actually the cop lol

it wasnt quite 50/50... but very amusing when he was

 

[CWE]

lora "i am cop please no lynch" and then WE LYNCH HIM and i wanna say theres been quite a few times he is actually the cop lol

Rajah's few vanilla games go differently. Somehow the doc is the day 1 lynch. Then everyone follows scum until the cop just...gives up? Off the top of my head...

 

[Mazer]

Rajah's few vanilla games go differently. Somehow the doc is the day 1 lynch. Then everyone follows scum until the cop just...gives up? Off the top of my head...

I'm not sure if you're following all the lock-out/tag out procedures.

You might be about to get this line shutdown

 

[Crackleslap]

Rajah's few vanilla games go differently. Somehow the doc is the day 1 lynch. Then everyone follows scum until the cop just...gives up? Off the top of my head...

Oh, in MMOC if the cop wasnt lynched day 1, it was 100% the doctor.

 

[Mazer]

You've played with Lora...

He had the habit of d1 claiming cop with a guilty on someone. It ended in his lynch occasionally

Lora's not even my concern. I don’t even think foxxi makes him log his pto

 

[Badger]

Spirits heed my call. There’s no need to worry about me.
For I am green and lit like a Christmas tree.

 

[CWE]

Oh, in MMOC if the cop wasnt lynched day 1, it was 100% the doctor.

Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.

 

[CWE]

Spirits heed my call. There’s no need to worry about me.
For I am green and lit like a Christmas tree.

Slowly dying? Never understood you humans fascination with keeping a dead tree in y'alls house for 1/12 (or more!) of the year.

 

[Mazer]

Spirits heed my call. There’s no need to worry about me.
For I am green and lit like a Christmas tree.

I'm not 100% sure you're going to pass a drug test.

You are not in Vermont. That's pretty much instant term.

 

[Badger]

Slowly dying? Never understood you humans fascination with keeping a dead tree in y'alls house for 1/12 (or more!) of the year.

The only thing I’ve done with the Xmas tree that was here when I moved in was put beer cans, toilet paper and a Fairy liquid bottle for the angel. Apart from that, gathering dust in the cupboard.

 

[Mazer]

Slowly dying? Never understood you humans fascination with keeping a dead tree in y'alls house for 1/12 (or more!) of the year.

Fucking shit.

Let the people have a nice pine smell and some egg nog.

I get one pretzel day each December, and if you get it canceled, I will end you

 

[Claws]

Vote: void

cuz fuck ya

 

[Crackleslap]

What is this XMAS talk! Its October 1! ITS SPOOKY SEASON

 

[Badger]

I'm not 100% sure you're going to pass a drug test.

You are not in Vermont. That's pretty much instant term.

I’ve been dealing with people less sane than I am. Some guy trying to take our company for thousands over a worm getting into their celery they bought for two quid three weeks ago. “Forgot to phone, we were on holiday. Says he has journalistic connections and friends in the media.

I need the drugs lol.

 

[Badger]

Not to mention the bloke emailing CEO over mouldy bread.

 

[Crackleslap]

Not to mention the bloke emailing CEO over mouldy bread.

I work in healthcare, and we have patients getting mouldy bread all the god damn time.

 

[Listo95]

What is this XMAS talk! Its October 1! ITS SPOOKY SEASON

Da spirits will be dere strongest very soon.

 

[Badger]

I work in healthcare, and we have patients getting mouldy bread all the god damn time.

To be honest he was more angry I couldn’t refund him for the mould over the phone and had to go back to the shop he bought it from. Offered him a voucher for the value which he still took and emailing the CEO

 

[Blind Ninja]

IMO, Christmas talk and whatnot shouldnt happen til AFTER Thanksgiving

 

[CWE]

IMO, Christmas talk and whatnot shouldnt happen til AFTER Thanksgiving

Facts.

 

[Crackleslap]

IMO, Christmas talk and whatnot shouldnt happen til AFTER Thanksgiving

That's October 9 in canada!

 

[Blind Ninja]

That's October 9 in canada!

well then, til after Thankgiving in the USA... or how about we just say, Christmas has to wait til its December

 

[rock meets hard place]

We can all vote BN?

 

[VoidKitten]

October is literally the best month.

 

[rock meets hard place]

Vote: blind ninja

 

[Crackleslap]

Vote: blind ninja

The audacity to enter the game and immediately voting someone.

 

[Blind Ninja]

We can all vote BN?

Why, because I dont want to deal with Christmas stuff before other holidays?

 

[rock meets hard place]

The audacity to enter the game and immediately voting someone.

I am pretty ballsy

 

[Blind Ninja]

The audacity to enter the game and immediately voting someone.

Did you look at the 1st few posts of the game? People joined and immediately voted. Why does rock doing it a couple hours later strike a cord, but those at the start of the game not?

 

[Crackleslap]

Did you look at the 1st few posts of the game? People joined and immediately voted. Why does rock doing it a couple hours later strike a cord, but those at the start of the game not?

There may be some sarcasm detected in my comment, as i quite literally voted someone as soon as i entered.

 

[Crackleslap]

Did you look at the 1st few posts of the game? People joined and immediately voted. Why does rock doing it a couple hours later strike a cord, but those at the start of the game not?

I somehow kindal ike this response though for other reasons.

 

[Matthieu]

Vote: Sleep

 

[Matthieu]

Unvote: Sleep

 

[Crackleslap]

Vote: Sleep

Unvote: Sleep

How pluck of you!

 

[CWE]

October is literally the best month.

September. We were conceived during the holidays. Who wants to be a spooky time baby?

 

[Claws]

i here someone doesnt like xmas

 

[Tildey]

What is this XMAS talk! Its October 1! ITS SPOOKY SEASON

I’m with you on this one! Too early for Christmas talk.

 

[Claws]

so speaking of thanksgiving i had a cat that once took the entire cooked bird off the table just before every1 sat down to eat and ate half of it the cat couldnt even move he was too full

 

[CWE]

so speaking of thanksgiving i had a cat that once took the entire cooked bird off the table just before every1 sat down to eat and ate half of it the cat couldnt even move he was too full

How small is your turkey? Or even more terrifying, HOW BIG IS YOUR CAT?!

 

[Claws]

well the cat in question is no longer among the living it was was a very "heavy" cat orange tabby overweight as fuck we get a decent size turkey in the 20-23lb range

 

[Claws]

the reason i get a bigger size turkey is i enjoy leftovers for the rest of the month

 

[Val the Moofia Boss]

Vote: Voidkitten

I trusted you!

 

[Mazer]

Claws refusing to tell me if he stole cookies from the break room.

HR gonna take a look at the cameras

 

[rock meets hard place]

sleep/no lynch votes are kinda dumb. I get that it is a thing on this site and I've learned to accept it and in a role madness it might make some sense to no lynch d1 so town has maximum pr usage but in a more traditional game the risk of hitting a town pr is greatly diminished + the game isn't going to be solved through night actions and write-ups like most games. You could prob make the argument that matt is scummy for not voting sleep/no lynch right off the bat like he normally does and then when he gets called on it he does just that,

just sheep me cause no one is going to do anything. Scum can blame me if BN flips town and town can praise me if he flips scum. It's a win win for everyone!

 

[rock meets hard place]

I will not flip red

but will you flip yellow?

 

[Tildey]

well the cat in question is no longer among the living it was was a very "heavy" cat orange tabby overweight as fuck we get a decent size turkey in the 20-23lb range

Orange tabbies are a trip. I’ve never met one that didn’t have big personality and very food motivated. LOL

 

[Badger]

sleep/no lynch votes are kinda dumb. I get that it is a thing on this site and I've learned to accept it and in a role madness it might make some sense to no lynch d1 so town has maximum pr usage but in a more traditional game the risk of hitting a town pr is greatly diminished + the game isn't going to be solved through night actions and write-ups like most games. You could prob make the argument that matt is scummy for not voting sleep/no lynch right off the bat like he normally does and then when he gets called on it he does just that,

just sheep me cause no one is going to do anything. Scum can blame me if BN flips town and town can praise me if he flips scum. It's a win win for everyone!

Any particular reason you think BN?

 

[VoidKitten]

but will you flip yellow?

No but this would at least be more likely than me choosing scum.

 

[CWE]

A likely story...

 

[Xanjori]

blah blah blah

15 people... what do we think of this vanilla setup?

10/5, 10/4/1, 9/5/1?

Town likely with a cop and doc. Scum with a GF invest immune and maybe BPV.

Thoughts?

If its a "standard" game 12/3 is the norm?

 

[Xanjori]

sleep/no lynch votes are kinda dumb. I get that it is a thing on this site and I've learned to accept it and in a role madness it might make some sense to no lynch d1 so town has maximum pr usage but in a more traditional game the risk of hitting a town pr is greatly diminished + the game isn't going to be solved through night actions and write-ups like most games. You could prob make the argument that matt is scummy for not voting sleep/no lynch right off the bat like he normally does and then when he gets called on it he does just that,

just sheep me cause no one is going to do anything. Scum can blame me if BN flips town and town can praise me if he flips scum. It's a win win for everyone!

Actually gonna agree with this, without the write-ups the only info we gain is from voting and arguments. Misyeeting here is still better than sleeping

 

[Satsu]

If its a "standard" game 12/3 is the norm?

There was a mafia championship season where it was just 12/3. If there are town roles i would lean 11/4.

 

[Xanjori]

There was a mafia championship season where it was just 12/3. If there are town roles i would lean 11/4.

Yeah my game there was 12/3, and its quite popular to run 12/3. Hmm could be, I dunno how much it could vary around what Foxxi has planned for us

 

[Blind Ninja]

If its a "standard" game 12/3 is the norm?

you think only 20% scum is the norm for a standard game? always thought it was closer to 1/3 scum

 

[Blind Ninja]

sleep/no lynch votes are kinda dumb. I get that it is a thing on this site and I've learned to accept it and in a role madness it might make some sense to no lynch d1 so town has maximum pr usage but in a more traditional game the risk of hitting a town pr is greatly diminished + the game isn't going to be solved through night actions and write-ups like most games. You could prob make the argument that matt is scummy for not voting sleep/no lynch right off the bat like he normally does and then when he gets called on it he does just that,

just sheep me cause no one is going to do anything. Scum can blame me if BN flips town and town can praise me if he flips scum. It's a win win for everyone!

I still dont get your infatuation with me.

 

[Xanjori]

you think only 20% scum is the norm for a standard game? always thought it was closer to 1/3 scum

Yeah, Ive been playing a lot of games on MU and 12/3 is always the norm

 

[Blind Ninja]

Yeah, Ive been playing a lot of games on MU and 12/3 is always the norm

Guess thats normal for them, but really hasnt been for us. Feel like we are usually 25-30% scum in most cases

 

[Xanjori]

Guess thats normal for them, but really hasnt been for us. Feel like we are usually 25-30% scum in most cases

But thats cos we play mostly role madness? Where town has a lot more tools?

 

[Blind Ninja]

But thats cos we play mostly role madness? Where town has a lot more tools?

Town has more tools, but so does scum. Role madness just makes it harder to balance and numbers are a part of that. I guess I could look back at some of our older vanilla games and see what the numbers were, but i feel like it was closer to 30% scum then 20%

 

[Claws]

Claws refusing to tell me if he stole cookies from the break room.

HR gonna take a look at the cameras

i generally dont steal cookies altho im so tempted

 

[Claws]

yawn i just got up ill say i dislike voids im not red and his response to not being yellow then again i just dont like him and want to see him sink anyways

 

[Claws]

Yeah, Ive been playing a lot of games on MU and 12/3 is always the norm

is it i cant remember that doesnt sound fun funjori so they never have 3p?

 

[Tildey]

There was a mafia championship season where it was just 12/3. If there are town roles i would lean 11/4.

“If” there are town roles? Is that an indication that you’re not town? If you were town wouldn’t you be confident in the existence of town roles?

 

[Listo95]

“If” there are town roles? Is that an indication that you’re not town? If you were town wouldn’t you be confident in the existence of town roles?

Da spirits dat were ‘round him tell Madame Listo dat he meant extra roles besides cop/doc.

 

[Xanjori]

is it i cant remember that doesnt sound fun funjori so they never have 3p?

3p is super rare, they love mountainous or just 1 town PR games

 

[Matthieu]

Why are people desperately trying to make something out of me not immediately voting to sleep? We're following up on a game where Void was scum, so I voted him on that basis as a joke as my entry post in the game. It isn't any deeper than that.

 

[MTR]

Okay. Never done this style before so lets see how terrible I am at this.

Alignment flip only. Okay well that is going to make things interesting on top of the no write ups.

Okay so now time to go read while I eat my brunch

 

[MTR]

Shame my Vote Future button won’t work

Slacker forgot to sign up

 

[Mazer]

Slacker forgot to sign up

Covering his shift.



Again

 

[Matthieu]

Anyway, I'd be fine with yeeting either Xan or Crackle today. I dislike how my obvious joke vote was latched onto so quickly and then both Void and myself ended up becoming 'trains'. Not with any great weight behind them but it reeks of opportunism.

 

[Matthieu]

Vote: Xan

 

[MTR]

It’s just pointing fingers at each other, that’s it lol. The meme’s been used on Rajah a while now.

Yeah that is the House at the beginning of a game. We going around calling each other sus. Tildey and I have already done that a few times yesterday and today.